Okay, to make a long story short, soon the reinforcements, including SpoonyBard, arrived in one of Lunaris' mobile weapons of destruction, the Hyper Jet Fighter with twin turbo vulcan cannons and Jello Cannon Mark... um...

It Mark 27 or something close, I lost count at 20.

Right. So anyway, now everyone's entered the castle and we're all preparing to face whatever lies ahead!

Gee Macc, you could've at least tried to make up a good excuse for moving the storyline ahead like that.

Dammit Zero, don't do that!

Do what?

Breaking the fourth wall.

Huh? What'd I break this time?

You know, the barrier between reality and fantasy.

Oh, that. Why does it matter? Because it ruins the atmosphere?

Well, there's that, but the reason why it bothers me is because I have to fix everything that breaks around here.

Even abstract concepts?

Especially abstract concepts.

Exactly how does one fix an abstract concept?

Very carefully.

Hey, can we get on with this already? At this rate, I'll never get to say my first line.

Okay, okay, that's enough. We now return you to your regularly scheduled FARTS, already in progress.

'bout time.

Shhh!

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