Ladies and gentleman, please welcome my very first guest: Setzer Gabbiani!

Thank you, thank you... you're too kind. Autographs after the show...

Setzer, this show isn't taped before a live studio audience.

No? Oh well, I'm sure that if there were an audience, there'd have been one heck of an applause.

Ummm... yeah. So, Setzer, what've you been up to recently?

Oh, I've started my own business.

Oh really? What are you dealing in? Airships? Gambling accessories?

No, man. I'm selling these fine leather jackets. Want one?

Ummm, not now, thanks. So why a job? I thought you were a carefree spirit, gambling like there's no tomorrow and flying around in an airship...

Well, it's a long story... but hey, this is a talkshow right? Let me start at the beginning...

Oh no you don't.

Excuse me?

Ultros, shut up! Just when I was getting somewhere with the interview...

I'm not going to listen to long stories, you don't pay me enough for that.

I'm not paying you at all!

...you're not? Then why the heck did my agent agree to this stupid contract?

Bribed him.

Oh great. I should've known better than to hire Gilgamesh as my agent.

Well anyway, getting back to my story...

If I get my tentacles on him, I'll...

Hey, can I come out yet?

SHUT UP!!!

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*panting* Okay. That's better. Now you all listen to me, and listen good. Setzer, get outta here. Strago...

But I haven't finished my...

Strago, you can come out now. Ultros, play the music.

Um, let's see, that's this button, right?

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