Yay! More Seiken Densetsu 3, I hear.

Yep, gotta love it.

Hey check this out: The Wall Street Journal has reported that Square CEO Tomoyuki Takechi predicts a $40 million dollar budget for a PS2 Final Fantasy. This comes as the first bit of actual confirmation that Square will indeed be developing for the PS2. While no information on this project is available yet, there is speculation that it will be revealed at the Tokyo Game Show. Read it at RPGamer.

Oh, late breaking news is it? Glad to see you're at full attention, SB.

Yessir!

Just too bad all of that attention isn't focused on the show.

Yeah, talk about pointless slipping...

Something tells me I'm starting to lose control of the show again... what did I do to remedy that situation last time? Oh, that's right, I blew someone up!

Send in the dogs... or Luigi this time. But expect me to shoot without mercy.

Spare Wario though, he's cool.

I'd like to send in Luigi, but it looks like he's gone into hiding ever since his brother got blown up.

Dammit... I was so looking forward to blasting him. Hey Macc, can't you find me someone else to blow away?

Maybe next time... I promise to invite you back to the show as soon as I've found a victim.

...I hate waiting.

Alright, to take your mind off things... time to discuss something sufficiently pointless now. What do you think about me choosing Ultros to be my bandleader?

I think that the guy doing pointless movement at the FF6j opera would do better.

I think you're an idiot.

Doh! I had to ask...

Heck, that opera guy's always doing the same move, but the band does a melody, he's good.

Gee, you may be right at that... too bad I suckered the guy into a life-long contract already... now what do I do with him?

All you have to do is have Relm sketch Ultros and you're rid of him.

You said it yourself: LIFE-long contract.... life can always be shorter.

Nah... couldn't do that, there's a whole bunch of children out there who love him. Love him to death in fact. To death eh? Hmmm....

Some fans kill by love... it could happen, squeeze too hard maybe.

Have him guest star on Barney.

A guest star on Barney? No way, I wouldn't even do that to Dark Macc, it's just too cruel.

True. Even Ultros doesn't deserve that, Gilgamesh maybe.

Hey, lay off Gilgamesh, he's cool. I only had to give him two bucks to bribe him.

Gilga was one of the coolest villains in the FF series, heck, he even helps you.

That's true, if ya don't totally kill Necrophobia. Anyways, next question.

Oh, are we drifting away from any topic we might have been having again, SB? I never noticed. Well, let's think of something interesting then!

*long silence*

Um... Say, does anyone have a dictionary so I can look up exactly what the definition of "interesting" is? I'm having trouble here.

Sorry, only have a pocket dictionary.

*sigh* Well, I'd better change the music into something that helps me think.

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