Okay... now why are you holding a dictionary and a sword? Silly combination if you ask me. Couldn't afford a shield?

Well... if you rearrange the letters in sword, you get words.

Hey, that's good one! *scribbles on his notepad*

I know... I could become a Knight of Grammer, spreading good English across the world!

(thinking: Should I tell him he misspelled "grammar"? Nah...) And I could join you as Knight of Puns. Or something along those lines.

*chants for a moment, and the dictionary disappears*

Right, it was only distracting us from our true subject, which was... well, I guess the only real subject we had so far was your site.

True... I know! I could become the Code Warrior, spreading good programming throughout the land!

Yeah, I suppose you could... hmmm... now I have to wonder... are your ambitions increasing or is that a substitute title?

I WILL CONQUER THE WORLD! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

I guess that answers that.

Sorry... I do that sometimes.

So, how long have you been working on conquering the... I mean, your RPG Maker?

Well... I've been working on RPGEngine since October 1999... I've been trying to conquer the world since 1997 though.

I'm sure our viewers (all three of them) would be interested in knowing whether these projects are related in any way.

No... you see Macc, when I was Young Rast, I got a job at McDonalds...

Uh oh, sounds like a horror story.

...and I figured "Hey, I can become the boss here and then subvert all these people into mindless followers that I could use to take over the world".

Subvert people at McDonalds into mindless followers? Too late.

I guess, since that didn't work. So then I decided to try opening a computer store, in the hopes that I'd be able to program subliminal messages into the screen savers. But, that went out of business... but now I'm succeeding... You see, I'm putting those same subliminal messages into RPGEngine, plus at my job, I do tech support, so I have this huge base of people that I can subvert and turn into mindless followers!

Hey! Is that why I've been watching Pokémon so often?

No, that's Nintendo's attempt at conquering the world. If you look at it frame by frame, you'll see the words: "Nintendo is your ruler and Pikachu is your god!" flash up every so often.

Hm-hm... makes sense. Well, somehow only half of it is working, since I've noticed I'm showing very agressive tendecies towards the yellow rat.

Ever notice how shrines to Pikachu are cropping up everywhere?

No, I tend to avoid places like that, lest I demolish them.

Well... here, look at this... *starts jumping up and down uncontrollably* Um... wait... Macc, which way is the men's room?

Uh... men's room? Well, I have no need for that sort of thing. We have a machineshop, but...

*runs out back to relieve himself*

Ohhh... wait a minute... Ultros' behavior is starting to make a little more sense to me now. Well, while we're waiting for Rast to return, I guess I'll do another music switch. Hmmm... this one seems appropriate...

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