...the victory theme!

Thanks. *puts the railgun, Toyota, sink, and bazooka back in his backpack*

Good thing you missed the camera... that would cost me money. I've got plenty of stagehands, but those cameras are expensive.

They all look alike...

Yes they do. I clone Retro Hippies specifically for this purpose.

Heh. Well, the rail gun's nice, but I still prefer my trusty sword, though.

Just remember the old adage: Those who live by the sword get shot by those who live by the gun.

That's why I wear Kevlar under my chain mail.

That's good. Watch out for those rail guns though.

Or, if I can't get close to my opponent, I could just do this. *chants briefly, Bahamut appears, obliterates a chunk of the audience, and then disappears*

I just don't get why people still show up for my show... cool, my audience must consist of suicidal maniacs.

I've no idea either... I know the arena was only 1/3 full on that last Battle Royal though. But the hospitals loved us, they made lots of money those few weeks.

*drums on his desk with his fingers* Hmmm... okay... let's see, where did I put the "Wheel o' Topics"?

*reaches into his backpack, and produces a wheel, and hands it to Macc*

Hey! How did you get it?

Oh, I have a contract with Gilgamesh and Locke. Basically, they... uh... Treasure Hunt everything they can get their hands on and put it in the back (there's 3 bags that all feed into the same pocket dimension).

Right... well, okay then, I'll have to up security... again. Now then... *spins wheel* *quickly masks the outcome when the wheel stops* Uh... never mind. Couldn't talk about THAT... heh heh...

How about using this... *hands Macc a Magic 8-Ball*

Hmmm... alright, I'll give it a shot. Let's see... what would be good "8-ball" music?

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