*gives the wheel a spin* *jams his sword in to stop it* It says... Starcraft Strategies? No no no... *spins it again*

Yeah, we already had that topic last episode, anyway. Hmmm... I hope that isn't ALL I put on it...

*the wheel slows to a halt* It says... Ways to torture Ultros. That sounds interesting.

Oh yes... so what did you think of the 100-T weight method?

It got overused for a little while, but it was great while it lasted.

Yeah, there's only one thing I like better actually...

My personal favorite was when you sadistically dumped acid on him for no reason in particular.

That's not the one though... I don't know what I was thinking back there... no, my favorite is, and always will be the good old, tried and tested, simple... *presses a button on his desk, a scream is heard from the outside* TRAP DOOR!

Heh...

Or Pitfalls, they do nicely too.

*looks nervously at the carpet*

*points at a sign above Rast's head, which says: "Watch your step"*

*digs a Quarterstaff out of his backpack* Anyway... That whole 100 ton weight thing was funny though... especially when you dropped 9 of them on him.

Yeah, the ability to conjure up corny ways to damage your foe is something I don't mind overusing.

How are we doing on time? How long does this show last, anyway?

Usually, until Dark Macc shows up to break it up.

Well... If Dark Macc shows up... I'll give him a piece of my mind.

Hey, now... I want a crack at him first...

OK...

Now, you actually don't have a say in the matter, since in a way, he IS me.

*a question mark pops up above Rast's head*

Evil twin... dark side personified... all descriptions you could give to something which is you, but yet completely evil... that's him.

Oh.. I see. Well... if you can dispose of Dark Macc, then I can take over the world a little easier!

I'll try my best, that's for sure.

I WILL CONQUER THE...... sorry...

I should put up sound-proof walls here... I think the neighbors are going to complain about all the shouting... again.

I just can't help it...

I forgive you, but my neighbors are these annoying old people who will bug you all day over nothing, what with "forgive" not being in their vocabulary at all...

Well... I can take care of them... *chants briefly. Pikachu appears* Pikachu, go take care of Macc's annoying neighbors in a really shocking way.

Pika pika! *runs off*

They shouldn't bother us anymore.

That is, unless, like in the show, noone can actually get killed.

On camera anyway...

Well, I never thought I'd say this, but... Thank goodness we live in the real world.

*thunderclaps are heard in the distance*

I always wanted to find some use for Pikachu before I got rid of him. I feed Pokémon to Bahamut, he loves them.

Well, actually only the white meat is any good... argh! Who's sending me evil thoughts? Cut it out, Dark Macc!

*the sirens of fire trucks are heard in the distance*

*runs back in* Pikachu!

*chants again, Bahamut appears* OK Bahamut, snack time!

PIKA!!!!! PIKA!!!!!!!

(Due to the risk of Pokémon fans and people with weak hearts getting a heartattack from viewing this scene, I was forced to censor this picture. Sorry.)

Sorry... but at least your pesky neighbors won't be bothering you anymore.

Oh, gross... this is... a job for the janitors, that's what it is! Hey Ultros, bring a mop, won't you? Ultros? Oh right, he ran off... oh well, then I'll have to call in the Retro Hippies I suppose!

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