But just when Dark Macc is about to unpack the Boggle box...

Hold it right there, Dark Macc!

Kunoichi! ...isn't anyone gonna let me fight my own battles?

No.

Oh well. *takes out a lawnchair, sits down and turns on his Game Boy*

Hey Macc, what do we do in the meantime?

I don't care, just stick around.

Oh, okay. Phew, well, I guess I'm safe for the time being...

-SHUNK-

OWWW!!! Hey, what'd you do that for?

Just ask anybody: "If given the opportunity to torture Ultros, would you do it?"

*looks up from his Game Boy* Hm, I never thought of that. I should start charging people for torturing Ultros... I'll be rich! ...wait, I already am. Never mind. *turns his attention back to his game*

*watches Zell, who is still jumping around, uttering various exclamations that are equivalent to "yay"* ......I think this is the very first guy I've met who I'd never want to mimic.

Now then, Dark Macc, it's time that you and I...

Kiss my shiny metal reploid ass!!

....... *sweatdrops*

Hmm? Oh. Sorry about that. Got killed. *turns off his Game Boy, stands up, folds up the lawnchair and tosses it aside*

Okay, can I say my heroic line now without being interrupted?

I doubt it.

Never mind then, I'll get right down to business.

Bring it on! Mwa ha ha ha!

Will Macc finally defeat Dark Macc? Will Kunoichi save the day? Will Dark Macc ever stop that incessant laughing? Will Ultros fall down yet another trap door? Will Gilgamesh do anything at all? Will I ever shut up? Who's gonna pay me for this?

Okay, okay, that'll do...

No really, when do I get paid for this gig?

Errr... hey, what's the square root of 8497225?

Duhhhh... 8 million how much?

*buzzer sound* Sorry, the correct answer is 2915. Well, what do you think of that?

...Where am I?

Heh heh, I knew that would work.

Who am I? Why am I here?

Okay, that'll be quite enough of that, Admiral Stockdale.

Say what? I'm an Admiral? Well then... you can't tell me what to do! Go scrub the deck!

I don't think so. Seeya. *takes out the Instant Plot Device™ and hits the button*

Huh? *falls through a plot hole*

Now can I PLEASE get on with this already?!?

Sure, just don't hurt him. Remember, I feel what he feels.

Alright then... I won't hurt him... much! *runs towards Dark Macc*

Kunoichi!!

Not so fast! *throws a Pokéball, from which emerges...*

Pikachu!

Oooh, it's sooooo cute! *hugs Pikachu, ignoring Dark Macc completely*

Ummm, Kunoichi? Dark Macc's over there...

Sorry Macc, I can't see anything, I've got huge hearts in my eyes.

*sigh*

Bummer. That didn't quite go as planned, did it?

Not really. But I do know exactly how she feels. From the first time I saw Pikachu, I wanted to kill him.

Errr... Macc? She LOVES the rat.

Oh. Well, then I guess I DON'T know how she feels.

I don't know about you, but I'm getting tired of this. So, how about a little game of hide and seek? I'll hide somewhere in this building, and you guys try to find me!

...really, Dark Macc, that's pretty childish. You big baby.

Am not!

Are too!

Am not!

Are too!

Am not am not am not!!! *disappears*

What a bad loser...

*reappears* I did NOT lose!

Did too!

Did not!

Did too!

Did not!

*sigh* This could take a while...

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