*the hole that was already in the wall is enlarged as a black and red 1982 GMC custom van busts through the wall*

What?

I love it when a plan comes together.

All right, who's this Vegeta foo that's been causin' trouble 'round here?

That would be this guy. *points to Vegeta* And may I say it's an honor to finally meet you in person, Mr. T.

Yeah yeah, whateva. Prepare to get yo' ass thrown into outer space, sucka!

Oh, please... one human against me? Don't be absurd! *fires a small Ki blast at Mr. T, which just bounces right off his gold chains* Huh?

Hey man, don't be messin' with my gold!

I'm afraid you're out of your league here, Vegeta. It's a known fact that Mr. T always wins every battle. He's helluva tough, ya know.

"Helluva tough"? What's that supposed to mean? This guy couldn't hurt me if he tr- Oof! *is punched through the wall by Mr. T* 

You was sayin'?

...I was Saiyan? Why, yes... and not just an ordinary Saiyan. Allow me to demonstrate! *flares up with energy*

What's this foo's problem?

Oh, nothing special... he's just applying his hair dye and colored contact lenses.

So, still not trembling with fear? I'll show you what a Super Saiyan can do! *Vegeta channels a large amount of Ki in both arms, then brings them together and fires a massive blast* Final Flash!

*...however, the attack simply disperses harmlessly when it hits Mr. T*

Hey, that tickles, sucka!

That can't be! How can a human have so much power?

Sorry Vegeta, this is an Earth law even you can't do anything about: Pop culture icons from the 1980's are invincible!

And now it's time to throw you, sucka!

No! Stay away from me!

Wait a minute, Mr. T... I've got a better idea. How would you feel like staying on as part of my security staff? I could really use someone like you to help out.

Yeah? Well I got better things to do, blue foo! So just get outta my way before...

You know, there's free milk at the commissary...

Free milk? Now you're talkin' my language!

Milk? You mean this guy can be happy with just milk?

Of course, sucka! Them milk is good!

I think there's a lot you still need to learn about Mr. T, Vegeta...

I agree. That's why I'm going to stick around too.

Now, I don't know if that's such a... oh heck, why not. My security force can never be big enough. But of course I can't have you blowing everything up left and right.

Oh sure... I'll try to contain my enthusiasm. *crosses fingers behind his back*

Oooh! So you're part of the security force now as well, huh? Well, listen up! I'm Gogo, the chief of security, and you have to do whatever I say!

Shut up, foo! I ain't takin' orders from no videogame characters!

Oh, tough guy huh? Well, watch this! *morphs into Mr. T*

Who's the "foo" now, huh?

Hey foo! You can't do that! There's only one Mr. T!

Well, not anymore, and there's nothing you can do about it!

Wanna bet? *picks up Gogo, who reverts in panic*

Hey wait! Don't do anything I'll regret!

Too late, foo! Happy landings! *throws Gogo in his traditional "helluva far" fashion*

Gogo! Hey man, that's a friend of mine you're messing with! You better not make me mad, or I'll have to show you the might of the great Z... *is picked up and thrown by Mr. T* ....eeeeeellll.....

...okay... that was my entire security force you just threw out, Mr. T.

And?

And... good thinking. I really don't need them anymore with you on the job, after all.

Mister Macc? Weren't my dog and I members of the security force, too?

Yeah, but you don't count.

Oh. Okay.

Are you guys QUITE done yet? It's like noone even realises I'm here!

Well, I think it's about time you showed me that milk now.

Oh sure. Coming, Vegeta?

You bet, that smell of tacos has been driving me nuts!

Hey!! Hello, I'm right here! Can't you guys hear me?

*Macc, Mr. T and Vegeta leave*

...I don't get it. I gave it my all... I TRIED to be a good villain... but now... now everyone's just ignoring me! *sob*

Aw, don't be sad, mister Dark Macc. I still believe in you.

Oh... do you now? Thanks kid, you don't know how much that means to me. And you're right! I'm not going to let this small setback stop me! Everyone's at the commissary right now, so that's where I'll have my revenge on them all! Mwa ha ha!

Good idea, sir, but can I ask you something before you go?

Sure kid, shoot.

Can I have your autograph?

What? Why... certainly! I never knew you were such a big fan of mine!

Well, as my mom always says, you learn something new every day. *hands Dark Macc a piece of paper and a pen*

*writes down his autograph in an extravagant manner and gives the pen and paper back*  There ya go, kid! Say, what's your name, anyway?

Ummm... mister Macc just calls me Wonder Boy.

Well then, Wonder Boy, I'll be sure to write your name at the very bottom of my "humans to kill" list! But now I've got work to do, so if you'll excuse me... *disappears*

Hee hee hee, I got it! I got it, boy! I got Dark Macc's autograph!

Woof, woof!

...now, what did I want it for, again?

*thud*

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