28 floors and 15 special cameo appearances by various video game characters later...

Finally! The 38th floor. I thought we'd never get here. Now, on to the set!

The FARTS set is darkened, and noone seems to be around as Macc, Ultros and Gilgamesh...

Hey you!

Who, me?

Yeah, you! Who are you?

Oh, it's only me. I'm playing the part of the narrator for this episode.

But why are you... oh never mind. We'll take it from here, alright?

Okay, fine. Makes my job easier.

Now then... all we have to do is proceed stealthily, and...

*all the lights suddenly go on and the music begins to play*

So much for that idea...

*walks on stage, audience boos* Hello everyone, and welcome to FARTS! As you can see, today my guests are the Three Stooges! Ha ha ha! Welcome, Stooges! Take a seat, why don't you? *sits down in the extravagant seat behind the desk*

I would, but you're sitting in my chair.

Not quite, this is my show now. And you'd better do as I say, because you know better than anyone what can happen to you on the FARTS set if the host wishes it.

...okay, Darkie, I'll play your little game... for now. *sits in one of the cheap-o guest seats*

I've got a bad feeling about this... *sits down next to Macc*

*whimper* I want my mommy... *sits down next to Ultros*

So, Macc, tell me... how have you been?

Cut the crap and just get to the point, will you?

Temper temper... I assure you, I'm genuinely interested here.

Huh... well, among other things I've been keeping myself busy with the mailbag you FAILED to take control of.

Grrr... you really know how to push my buttons, don't you? Well remember that I've got plenty of buttons to push as well... *pushes a button on the desk, blowing up a chunk of the audience*

Hey! That was uncalled for!

Since when do you care about the audience?

Well, I don't... but it was still uncalled for!

Whatever... this next question is for you two, Ultros, Gilgamesh... did you really think you could get away with betraying me?

Well, yes! Bye! *runs away*

Not so fast! *pushes a button, opening a pit beneath Ultros*

Whoa, deja vu! *falls, chair and all*

Damn, wrong button! That was supposed to unleash an electro-web to stop Gilgamesh from running. Macc, how do you keep all those buttons apart?

I don't, I press the wrong ones all the time.

Well the effect of the dramatic scene I was hoping to create has been ruined now anyway, so I'll just skip ahead to the grand finale. Exdeath, change the music, then get your lazy wooden behind over here, pronto!

Errr, right! *presses a button on the keyboard Ultros usually sits behind*

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