While Macc is giving new meaning to the expression "one-sided conversation", let's take a peek at what's going on back at the commissary...

Wait one second! Who's up in the narrator's booth now?

It's only me.

Ah, okay. I was wondering where you went. Right, carry on.

As I was saying, back to the commissary!

So these two strings walk into a bar and sit down. The bartender says, "So what'll it be?" The first string says, "I think I'll have a beer quaqg fulk boorg jdk^Cjf dLkjk3s d#f67howe%^U r89nvyowmc63^Dz x.xvcu". "Please excuse my friend," the second string says. "He isn't null-terminated."

Ha ha ha ha! Good one!

Heh, and if you thought that was good, wait 'till you hear...

Hey, Dark Macc! 'sup!

We've been looking for you! You gotta do something to get us out of this mess! I don't wanna have to do what that Macc says! He's... well... not evil, and stuff.

Do you mind? I'm busy!

Oh. Oh, okay. Want us to get something to drink for you then?

How 'bout a snack? You hungry?

Grrrr.... GET OUT OF HERE AND LEAVE ME ALONE!!

Geez, whatta grouch. C'mon Exdeath. I know when I'm not wanted. Which is not to say I won't be back. Uwee hee hee!

Maybe we can sabotage the show, or something.

Hey, that's not a bad idea! Let's go.

Grumble... I thought they'd never leave. Sorry about that.

That's okay. They were just being nice.

Yes. Annoying, isn't it.

So um, when do you think Macc'll be here?

Macc? Who cares about Macc?

I do.

You do? Grrr... I might have known. Well you just wait right here, I'll get his attention... *disappears*

Um, gee thanks, I guess...

Soon enough, on the FARTS set...

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Ha ha ha! Oh, knock it off, you gotta be kidding me!

Macc! We have to talk.

Not now, I'm in the middle of a show here! Just a few more minutes, okay? I'll bring in another guest soon, then you can tell me.

This can't wait!

It'll have to. I don't need to remind you about the contract, do I?

....fine. *crosses arms*

Do continue, Crono.

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Hee hee...

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Heh heh heh...

....... .... ....!!!

Ha ha ha ha ha ha!! Hoo boy... Crono, man... you're a riot.

......this is ridiculous.

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Heh... ahem. Who would've thought time travel could be so funny? Well, now for our next guest...

*whispers to Macc*

What?! What do you mean we don't have another guest?! Ultros, you idiot! Where the hell are we going to get another guest now?

As if on a cue, a bright flash lights up the set!

What the hell is that?

Eep!

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