So let me get this straight. If me and Kunoichi were joined into one being, we would become you?

Precisely.

...well, Kunoichi, I guess that means it would be for the good of all if we never merge.

You'll get no argument from me there.

Hey, Macc. I have a question.

Yes?

Are these battle scenes always this long drawn-out? Can we not get on with the actual fight?

Now now, wait your turn, Joutei. Cid requested to ask a question first.

*grumble* Very well...

Um, yes. I was just wondering... exactly why are you going to fight this guy when you could just call in Mr. T to throw him helluva far?

Yeah Macc, why aren't you doing that?

Um... I, er... I forgot?

*thud*

Ehe... um, Mr. T? Could you come to the FARTS set please? We have a situation.

What you want now, foo?

Okay, that just makes no sense. How'd he hear you, and how'd he get here so fast?

Dammit, this is Mr. T we're talking about here! Just be thankful that he did get here, alright?

Works for me.

Uhhh... Mr. T? Could you get this piano off me, please?

Later, later! First things first. Mr. T, this guy's fashion tastes are an eyesore to the community. Teach him a lesson, won't you?

Hey, man! You aughtta respect other people's right to dress the way they want.

...he also burned down half a dozen youth centers.

I'm gonna send your pansy-colored carcass into outer space, pink foo!

I beg to differ.

Oh yeah? Prepare to... *tries to lift Joutei, but fails* ...what the... damn, you heavy, sucka!

What? That's impossible! Mr. T can lift anything, he's helluva tough!

Um... would this be a bad time to tell you that Vegeta has been slipping Mr. T lactose-free milk for the past few weeks?

He what? And you didn't try to stop him?

Stop him? It was my idea! I figured it couldn't hurt to try and get on Vegeta's good side.

*sigh* Darkie, honestly... you can be such a dumbass sometimes. Now what are we supposed to do?

I know I can... lift you, sucka... just a matta of time... *disappears*

Mr. T? What the heck just happened? Where's Mr. T?

I sent him on his way. It seemed like the best solution since everyone knows Mr. T cannot be defeated. Suffice it to say, he is far away, and he will not want to return.

You sent him to a milk factory, didn't you?

Why, yes, I did actually. Now then... you have all witnessed my power... do you still wish to battle me?

What choice do I have? If I'm going down, I'll at least go down fighting.

And I, unfortunately, with him...

Don't think it'll be so easy!

With all our power combined, I know we stand a chance.

I can help, too!

Pikachu!

*ducks*

Um, Cid? What are you doing?

Just practising.

Go, team... *groan*

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