Back at the FARTS set...

*sits behind Macc's desk* Greetings. Vegeta here, director of this show you call "FARTS". As you may have noticed, there was no actual show today. What I aired was simply random footage captured by the many cameras in this place. You freaks seem to enjoy that, and I always give the public what they want, since that's how I'm getting rich. Besides, any parts that made me look bad have been edited out, so that takes care of my only possible grievance.

Psst, Vegeta!

Shut up! Can't you see I'm trying to do a closing monologue here? Now where was I... ah yes. If you're not watching this, I'll know. So if there's someone you care about who you know hasn't watched this, I suggest you get to them before I do. Maybe I'll forgive them if they buy the video.

Psst, Vegeta!

WHAT?!?

*whispers to Vegeta*

What do you mean, there wasn't any editing done? ...excuse me, I have some editors to kill. *flies off through the roof*

Aw, crap! How are we ever gonna fix the roof at this rate?

"We"? You're not doing anything to help, you just stand there telling us what to do.

So? What's your point? Back to work! Chop chop!

Uwee hee hee!

What are you laughing at? This isn't funny!

Duh, I'm Kefka. I don't need a reason to laugh.

*sigh* This'll take forever... hey, can't somebody get Lavos off of Zeromus? He needs to help, too.

I'm still under here, too...

Yeah, but noone cares about you.

Prepare for trouble!

And make it double!

Huh? Oh, great.

To protect the world from devastation!

To unite all people within our nation!

Guys, guys, you might as well stop right there. Pikachu isn't here.

We're not after Pikachu this time, we want an interview!

Yeah! It's about time the world learns all about the phenomenon that is Team Rocket!

Well, there's no show, so you're outta luck.

No show? James, show me the producer's notes we stole.

I don't get it, Jessie. See, it says right here there should be a show being taped right now.

Yeah, well, plans change.

Oh, great. We came out here all for nothing. Come on, James, we're leaving.

.......

What's wrong?

I don't know... it feels kinda wrong to just leave instead of blasting off.

Oh. I guess you've got a point... it's just not the same.

*sigh* Weirdos... ...Gilgamesh, what are you doing with that camera?

Er, filming Vegeta's monologue?

And why, pray tell, are you still doing that when Vegeta's long gone?

...I dunno. *camera turns off*

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