*gets up and dusts himself off, coughing* Hey! What the hell?

*does likewise* Are you upset because of getting caught in an explosion or because your armor got dirty?

Neither! I'm upset because I didn't hear nor see the explosion! What the heck is Cloud doing, he's supposed to be taking care of those things!

Oh, yes, about that... this is Gilgamesh. I just got here to cover for Cloud. Sorry it wasn't in time for the explosion and all.

What! Then what's Cloud up to?

Um, he went to the commissary I think...

Hey, would you cut it out, you're interrupting the storyline here!

Macc! You're still here! Curses!

Yeah, looks like your stupid machine didn't work.

Actually, from what's left of my equipment I can tell that something did happen. However, a combination of factors, namely the fact that the system wasn't fully powered up, that the HQ was struck by lightning at the exact moment I threw the switch and... whatever it was you were trying to do, Macc, caused things to go awry.

Meaning...?

Hey, I don't know everything, I just work here.

Um... guys? Look over there.

Hmmm? *turns around* ...what's that? It kind of looks like... no, it couldn't be...

.......

Meanwhile, in the commissary...

So then I whacked him over the head repeatedly with my big sword!

You foo! Swords are to be liked, not talked about!

Bah! Who needs swords when you've got Pokéballs?

I'll take 'm. I mean, if you have any and you're not using 'm.

*giggle*

Huh? What was that? Who's there?

Hee hee hee hee! Yoink!

...the hell? Hey! My sword!

What's going on?

Hee hee hee hee! Yoink!

Wha? My Pokéballs! They're gone!

That guy... he somehow managed to take our stuff! After him!

byebye Tooooooooo WATE!!!! *flees, followed by Ash and Cloud*

...alrighty.

Y'know, something about this seems awfully familiar...

Uh-huh. So, sucked any good lemons lately?

.......

Meanwhile, in the control booth...

What the hell is going on here? I'm getting intruder alerts from all over the place! In fact, it seems like one of them is coming from...

...right behind you?

What? How dare you come in here! Only the director, which happens to be me, can enter this room.

Tell it to someone who cares.

Okay, that's it. You've got ten seconds to get out of here, or else!

Or else what?

Or else this! *fires a Ki blast at the shadowy figure*

Meanwhile, on the FARTS set...

Okay guys... just a little more to the right. Careful now. Not too...

*CRASH!*

...far. *slaps himself on the forehead*

Dammit Zeromus! This is all your fault!

My fault? Is it my fault that you're too weak to hold a simple wooden beam steady?

That wooden beam is five times my size, you idiot!

This just isn't working...

Tell me about it.

*sigh* Okay, Exdeath, new plan. How about we... wait a minute. Was that shadowy figure there the whole time?

Negative, I was not. Greetings, inferior ones. Rejoice at my arrival.

Errr... yay?

Okay, that does it... just what is it with this place? Where do all these weirdos keep coming from?

Great, and since Macc isn't around, I guess I'm supposed to deal with it. Now what do I do?

Politely ask him to leave?

Yeah, right. Look at how big he is. Do you wanna ask him?

...I would not particularly enjoy that...

You are wasting my time, inferior ones. You will make yourself useful to me or you will be terminated.

Eep!

Huh?

Errr...

Hey, that's my gimmick!

Okay, okay, calm down everyone. I know just what to do.

Yeah? What?

Ultros, take a camera. We're starting the show.

Huh??? How's that gonna help us?

Trust me. Just do it.

Er, right... *takes position behind the camera* Okay, rolling...

Now then... CUT TO COMMERCIALS!!

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