Meanwhile, back at the FARTS set...

No way, I won't do it.

Oh but I think you will, if you like your head to remain attached to the rest of your body.

Come on... why me? Can't someone else handle this guy?

*begins charging ki energy in his hand*

Alright, alright already... *sighs* Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome... *groans* Edward.

Yes! Finally! After all this time, I made it on FARTS! Wooh... hey, wait a minute. Where's Macc?

Unfortunately... Macc can't make it, so I'm stuck interviewing you instead.

Really... who are you?

...SpoonyBard.

Ah, so you're the guy Tellah was referring to when he called me that!

What? No!

I mean, I thought it was a stupid excuse for an insult before, but look at you! It all makes sense now!

Alright, that's it! *presses a button on the desk, and a 1000-ton weight falls on Edward*

...ow...

I'm probably gonna die now, but it was worth it.

Okay, get outta here.

Huh? You're not gonna kill me?

Keep standing there for much longer, and I probably will.

Right, I gotcha, I'm gone! Phew...

You! The guy with glasses wearing the dorky hat! You're next!

...uh, alright, I guess. So who do I have to interview?

Heh heh... just take a look at your lines.

Let me see here... ...oh no, not him! You're doing this on purpose, aren't you?

Duh! I'm evil!

*sighs* This is going to be a looooong interview...

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