On the FARTS set...

We're back! So, Gilgamesh, any word on Ultros?

Nope. I couldn't find him anywhere.

Hmmm... wonder where he could be...

Meanwhile, outside...

Hehehe... I got away, I got away! There's no way I'm going to get hurt now!

*falls on Ultros* Ow.

*falls on Zeromus* Ouch.

*falls on Exdeath* Oof! ...ARGH! My plans are ruined once again!

You okay there, Zeromus?

Yeah, I landed on something soft.

*whimpers*

Back on the FARTS set...

Oh well, a missing band leader won't be too much of a problem. In fact, the music for the next guest is already playing!

It's got kind of a dark and ominous undertone to it... I like it. So who is this next guest?

I've no idea, Vegeta wouldn't tell me for some reason. All I know is that it'll be someone with god-like powers. So, please welcome... whoever it is!

The audience applauds, then gasps as the guest comes out.

Gaaaaaaah!! *runs away*

What!? You??

Oh, HELL no.

Oh, hell yes. How nice of you to invite me to your show.

Vegeta invited you?! He must be out of his mind! ...I like your new look though.

Why, thank you. It was not easy creating a new body when I had just my head to work with, but it did come out nice, did it not?

Wouldn't be able to do a better job myself.

Cut the small talk, will ya? Joutei, what the hell are you really doing here?

I spoke the truth, Vegeta did invite me. I suppose his plan must have been to learn the secret of my strength. Which only serves to prove how much of an idiot he truly is.

Care to say that to my face, you pink pansy?

If you insist. You, sir, are an idiot.

Grrr... would an idiot do this? *charges Joutei and punches him in the gut*

Why, yes, I think that is exactly what an idiot would do. *backhands Vegeta through a wall* Now then, where were we?

...Screw this, I'm outta here. Macc, we obviously can't beat this guy, so you go do that diplomatic thing. And don't get yourself killed in the process. *disappears*

Um... h-hey... don't leave me here by myself...

Well then... are you going to try this "diplomatic thing" now? That could be mildly amusing.

...you're going to try to kill me again anyway, right?

Eventually? Undoubtedly.

Well then let me save us both some time! Futettei hitotoki gyakusetsu!

.......

...nothing happened!?

Well well... it would seem that this upgraded form of yours no longer has the ability to call upon a future form.

Damn! Well errr... when I'm in trouble, my friends are never far away, so um... you better give up before they get here!

I realise that, so I planned ahead. You see, I did not come alone this time.

You brought flunkies to fight for you? Figures.

Oh no. Nothing quite as predictable as that. I brought an old friend to see you.

Huh? Who would that be?

You can come out now, my dear...

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