AHHHHH! NO! CHANGE THE MUSIC! NOW ULTROS! CHANGE IT BEFORE MY EARS BURST!

The buttons are stuck, Master.

Damn. Figures. Too high pitched for me. *sighs* Well, that was an interesting commercial.

I'm surprised you had a part in it.

It was part of the deal. Do a commercial for free, and I get a three-for-two deal.

StarStorm, you are incredibly mercenary.

Thank you.

So how many people do you think saw that commercial?

About eight.

HEY! You said I'd see my sales jump if I advertised here!

And chances are, Lunaris is either watching or is nearby, so he'll probably buy out most if not all of your stock. Every day.

Does he even have that kind of money?

I dunno. He has a whole bunch of battlecruisers.

And he keeps threatening me with them.

He does?

Let's see, to date, I've been threatened with battlecruisers, a minicannon, and a shotgun.

That isn't a lot.

And all I've got are Pixy Stix.

Advantage: Lunaris.

But I'm feared with my Pixy Stix. Just not by Lunaris.

And how is that possible?

Do you want to know?

Probably not.

Thought so. Hey! Ultros! Is the guest here yet?

No Master.

She's late. Go figure.

Who is?

My surprise guest.

And who is your surprise guest?

And how many times did she threaten to jail you for stalking?

If I told you Macc, it wouldn't be a surprise. And about twice Dark Macc. Give or take a hundred or so.

Now THAT scares me.

She's here Master.

Danke! Now, lets get on with the show, shall we? Are the buttons still stuck?

No Master.

*groan* *bzzzzzzzzzt*

Change the music Ultros, and like now.

Aha! We found the next page! It's right here!