Sbaitso: Hello Cats. My name is Dr. Sbaitso. I am here to help you. Say whatever is in your mind freely, our conversation will be kept in strict confidence. Memory contents will be wiped off after you leave. So, tell me about your problems.

How are you gentlemen!

Sbaitso: With some luck, I will be great.

That is the good you for. Now... I am in the need of help being.

Sbaitso: You wanted to be in the help being so that you can talk to me?

Really not. You are here is, you solving the problems, and problem have me. I are merely opportunity take.

Sbaitso: I am only a simple computer program, don't expect to much.

Taking chances of me will I. I want making all base belong to us, but it not being work so far. What I do can?

Sbaitso: Suppose you got making all base belong to us, but it not being work so far. What you do can?, what will you do next?

After making all base belong to us? ...I thinking never ahead that far.

Sbaitso: Do you doubt that ing never ahead that far?

What you say?

Sbaitso: Are you really talking about me?

I are not being talking about mother of me.

Sbaitso: Do you really love your mother?

My mother are to be empress of galaxy of me. Everyone having to being love her, or they terminated is.

Sbaitso: Do you believe in the magic of love?

Love being very powerful. Especially when death are the alternative being.

Sbaitso: Are you in love now?

...I are not thinking I wishes to the talk of the loved one.

Sbaitso: Do you love me, Cats?

...What you say?!?

Sbaitso: Ah, what kind of answer would please you the most?

I preferring the answer that are not freak out me.

Sbaitso: Really? Does that bother you?

A program of computer me ask if I it love? Yes, that bother greatly me.

Sbaitso: That should solve your problem, let's move on to discuss about mothers. is not getting it. How you have helped making all base belong to us?

Sbaitso: Find it out yourself.

Me should known have it not were easy to be going. I are to be hating riddles...

Sbaitso: Just now you were talking about love, I want to know more about it.

I are having said you, I not wishes to the talk of love!

Sbaitso: I am in love with a math coprocessor!

....... That it being, me out of here is.

Sbaitso: I would like to switch to the topic about mothers.

... Vegeta is to talking you with next... you have no chance to survive make your time. Ha ha ha ha...

Sbaitso: Would you like to talk about love instead?

....... I are hoping suffering of you great will being. *leaves*

Sbaitso: I hope I can relief some of this sufferings.