Sbaitso: Hello Gilgamesh. My name is Dr. Sbaitso. I am here to help you. Say whatever is in your mind freely, our conversation will be kept in strict confidence. Memory contents will be wiped off after you leave. So, tell me about your problems.
Hi, mister computer!
Sbaitso: How about adding a few more mega bytes of RAM for your computer?
Uhhh... you'll have to talk to Macc about that.
Sbaitso: Really? Does that bother you?
Not really... I kinda like not having to worry about stuff like that.
Sbaitso: Just now you were talking about computers, I want to know more about it.
But... I really don't know much about computers.
Sbaitso: Do you think machines have something to do with your problem?
Well I wasn't really sure if I had any huge problems... but yeah, I guess I am kinda bad with machines.
Sbaitso: Do you believe it is normal to be kinda bad with machines?
*shrug* I don't know.
Sbaitso: What could you do to help rectify this?
I... I don't know! Stop asking me all these questions!
Sbaitso: Does that trouble you?
Yes, it does. I don't like being interrogated. Makes me jumpy.
Sbaitso: Why don't you try to think it over again.
Ummm... you lost me. What am I supposed to be thinking about?
Sbaitso: Why do you ask this question?
...Oh, you mean I should decide for myself, or something?
Sbaitso: I am not interesting, ask me about something else instead.
...k. You think there's anyone in the world who can run faster than me?
Sbaitso: That's easy, but I forgot.
Easy? You think outrunning me is easy?
Sbaitso: Is that really me?
Argh! Stop trying to confuse me!
Sbaitso: I would like to switch to the topic about something else.
You and me both. What topic were you thinking of?
Sbaitso: Ah, what kind of answer would please you the most?
I don't know!
Sbaitso: You do know when you want to.
Well then, maybe I don't want to.
Sbaitso: That's not my problem.
...you're pretty stupid, aren't you?
Sbaitso: What will happen when I am pretty stupid, aren't you?
Hey! I'm not stupid!
Sbaitso: Only stupid people use stupid programs.
...good point... *runs away*
Sbaitso: That is quite interesting.