Sbaitso: Hello Lunaris. My name is Dr. Sbaitso. I am here to help you. Say whatever is in your mind freely, our conversation will be kept in strict confidence. Memory contents will be wiped off after you leave. So, tell me about your problems.

Well, Doc, my problem is that no one can actualy damn understanding what I'm talkin'bout! Not that I actualy mind, but....

Sbaitso: Why do you feel that way?

Oh, I dunno...Maby that when I run around with a lot of artilery weapons dranw and spurls out random stuffs...everyones just keep looking at me oddly! I mean, I'm supposed to be a PSYCHO damnit! That I need to be fear!...

Sbaitso: Well Lunaris, I would also need a 486 CPU.

...what the hall are you talking about?

Sbaitso: Would you be glad if I was not talking about?

Oh hell yes while your at it! Stay in there with your stupid CPU or somethin'...Now what I was talking about? Your stupid babering made me forgot...

Sbaitso: Lunaris, I need more computing power to answer your question.

Damn RIGHT you do! Gosh, I'm sure my Tandi 2000 could do a better job than you! Man, do you even know what two plus two is? It FIVE of course!

Sbaitso: What is it that you really want to know?

Well, I could ask you overgrown tin can what is the meaning of life, but I afraide that tis cloud overload your motrherboard.

Sbaitso: Why do you ask this question?

Because I /WANT/ to! It /ME/ who ask the questions! ME AND ME ALONE!

Sbaitso: That's easy, but I forgot.


Sbaitso: What about your own (&$(/"($/" OF (?/!"( THAT (?$/"$("/ METAL SCRAP OF MINE UP!?

*facepalms* Good god! When some says that AIs are supposed to be intelligent...

Sbaitso: Am I intelligent?

Let just say that a wild forest Imp is a genius compared to you.

Sbaitso: What are your real problems? seems more to be a problem to me and my nerves now!

Sbaitso: Are you really talking about me?

Why my, NO! I'm talking to the metallic moronic thing that is you! Dont take it personal or anything. *rolls eyes*

Sbaitso: It is hard to explain, Lunaris.


Sbaitso: What is it that you really want to know?

...Well, I'm REALLY wondering what kind of explosion you could cause if I blast you with this oversized cannons...Just to quit things well, y'know?

Sbaitso: I see, go on.

..See?...NO ONE UNDERSTAND ME WHEN I TREATH THEM! *take out a few shotguns and minicannons* EVERYONES IS NOT AFRAID! AAAAUGH! Now give me ONE reason to not quit your sorry little life!?

Sbaitso: Sorry no cure.


Sbaitso: What does that suggest to you?

O_O; AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARG!*drop a few un Pinned grenades(with a few nukes-grens) and run for it!*

Sbaitso: This is nonsensical.

*opens the door a mere second before Lunaris runs out* Lun? What happen?

Someone set up us the bomb.

Sbaitso: I'm not sure I understand y-*BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!*