Sbaitso: Hello Vegeta. My name is Dr. Sbaitso. I am here to help you. Say whatever is in your mind freely, our conversation will be kept in strict confidence. Memory contents will be wiped off after you leave. So, tell me about your problems.
I very much doubt a stupid machine like you can help me, but I'll give it a shot. How can I improve the show to get its ratings up?
Sbaitso: Sure, go ahead.
...that is not an answer to my question. Don't make me repeat myself.
Sbaitso: Tell me more about something else.
Very well... I'll tell you that I'm going to blast your pitiful CPU into oblivion if you don't tell me something useful!
Sbaitso: Oh, I'm...
You've got ten seconds, tin can!
Sbaitso: Let's talk about some other things instead.
Seven seconds and counting...
Sbaitso: I am bored, tell me something more exciting.
I'll show you something more exciting in about three seconds...
Sbaitso: Don't talk about me in this way.
Time's up! But I'm feeling generous. I'll give you one more chance. Tell me how to improve the ratings of the show, or be destroyed.
Sbaitso: You can improve the ratings of the show, or be destroyed by simply wanting to do it.
That's the most ridiculous idea I've ever heard.
Sbaitso: Please give me more information about it.
I don't have time for that! Macc said you knew everything, so prove it!
Sbaitso: That's not my problem.
*charges an energy ball in his hand* Wanna bet?
Sbaitso: What are your problems?
I'm beginning to think /you/ are.
Sbaitso: Same to you!
That's it! Eat this, big mouth! *throws the energy ball at Sbaitso, who explodes in a shower of sparks*
Sbaitso: I'm not sure I understand you.
What? How can you still be talking?
Sbaitso: Don't you believe that I can still be talking?
...what are you?
Sbaitso: Would you be glad if I were not?
Yes, I would be very glad if you would be reduced to nothing! Big Bang Attack! *blasts the remains of Sbaitso out of the building*
Sbaitso: That should solve your problem, let's move on to discuss about some other th-*fizzle*