Day 6

9.30 AM

Blorg... took me long enough to finally fall asleep, and I kept waking up again too. I gotta get outta here, this is even more unhealthy than my usual lifestyle. And no Internet to get moral support from. You really don't realise how much you miss that until you have to do without it. But it's just two more days now...

10.30 AM

With two days left to go, there's gotta be something left to do that's even remotely interesting around here, right? Come on, we've got a ton of brochures here, there /has/ to be something. The general consensus seems to be that it should be something relatively quiet and relaxing, then do something more active again on the final day here.

10.50 AM

*facepalm* One of the guys got himself stuck in the toilet. They're having to remove the doorhandle completely to get him out. I've said it before and I'll say it again... some people'll do anything for attention.

11.10 AM

Now that we're all here again... seems the guys want to go on a boatride, despite my protests. See, I don't like boat rides. There just doesn't seem much point to it if you ask me, unless you're using it to get somewhere. Just cruising around on some lake for two hours seems like just a waste of time to me. But I seem to be outnumbered on the matter, so I'll have to go along with it. They better not expect me to do anything but play my Game Boy on the way, though.

1.15 PM

And here we are at the Biggesee. That roughly translates to Pig Lake. I found that worth a chuckle. Anyway, next ship will be here in 15 minutes, but if you've been paying attention so far, you'll know there's something we need to do first. That's right, eat french fries!

2.30 PM

We ended up taking the boat after that. So here we are on the S.S. Whatever. I hope the guys'll have fun looking at all the water and boats and gay nude beaches we'll be passing along the way. For me, this'll be just like sitting at the hotel room, 'cept that I'm on a boat.

3.30 PM

Well well well... /now/ the guys agree with me this wasn't such a hot idea after all. Seems that the scenery wasn't quite as impressive as they hoped it would be. Now if I was the type to rub things in, I'd be saying "I told you so" right about now. But things being the way they are, I'll say that /and/ be sure to keep reminding them of this fiasco all day long.

4.30 PM

And finally, the boat's back where we started. Guess I can't say it was too unfruitful. After all, I'm up to 105 Pokémon now. Still can't catch those dang Legendary critters though. Speaking of which, I've heard people call them the Legendary Dogs, but I still say they're feline. And anyone who disagrees can come argue the point with me. Then I'll give them a quarter so they can call someone who cares.

5.50 PM

Back at the hotel once more. ...say, weren't there supposed to be a few trucks filled with lemons out here? ...damn it all, I forgot all about those two morons. Luckily, they also seem to have forgotten about the tracking device. I've marked the location the signal's coming from on the map... I'll go over there tomorrow to teach 'm a lesson. I'd go today, but it's a little late... wouldn't want to get stuck in the dark in some place I've never been before. That, and I'm lazy. Those lemons aren't going anywhere... and I'll know if they are.

7.15 PM

Dinner time! Tomato soup, two kinds of ham, brussel sprouts, and yet another french fries variation. Could be better, could be worse.

8.30 PM

We're not going anywhere tonight, instead we're going to stay at the hotel bar and do random stuff. First up: Darts.

10.00 PM

Heh... maybe I should've warned the guys I'm good at any game that rhymes with Hearts. Well, to be honest I'm not usually that great at Darts, but I'd be lying if I said I hadn't practiced recently. And I was particularly good tonight for some reason, which prompted a long silence, followed by "Okay, next game!" So, back to Hearts, I guess. ^_^

1.00 AM

Damn, we sure played a long time... didn't do quite as well as last time either. I guess they're finally learning. Suppose I better be off to bed now... who knows what awaits tomorrow?

Proceed to Day 7 ----->