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insights they gained have been archived here, and I certainly won't take any credit (or
responsibility) for them. Inspired? Please, do tell
me about it.
* Don't leave for tomorrow something what you can make someone else do for you today. -- Zero Omega X
* If things are bad, don't worry, they'll get worse. -- Zero Omega X
* Diapers and politicians have to be changed from time to time, both for the same reason. -- Zero Omega X
* If something you do doesn't work, keep trying until you realize you suck at it. -- Zero Omega X
* It is a proven fact that you live longer if you don't bother stuff which belongs to dragons... or politicians. -- Tenchimaru Draconis
* Life is like a box of chocolate: a lot of nuts and sweeties. -- Tenchimaru Draconis
* Never play Roulette in Russia: if the ball lands on your number, you'll be too busy being dead to care. -- Reako Somner
* Those who commit assisted suicide are too big of a pansy to do it themself. -- Reako Somner
* Lawyers have the innate ability to avoid being reincarnated as a worm, leech, or a snake. Common rule that you can't be the same thing twice.-- Reako Somner
* Had the inventor of Soccer been alive to watch the making of Football, he would have sued for copyright infringement. -- Reako Somner
* A feminazi female hippie feels more inclined to say "woman" rather than "man". -- Reako Somner
* A cookie is just a cookie, but to a liberal, it's a bigass cake. -- JakeMF
* If you weigh 250 Lbs., you no longer have puppy fat, it is now considered "protection" for your perfect body. -- El Dorto
* The three most important things in life: Always vote. Always wear your seatbelt but be against the law that requires you to. And never, ever, root for the Yankees. -- Merlin
* Eat a live toad first thing in the morning and nothing worse can happen for the rest of the day. -- Sinistral
* If life gives you lemons, just shut up and eat the damn lemons. -- Dai ryuujin
* If you want something done you've got to: a) Do it yourself, b) Hire someone to do it for you, c) Forbid your children to do it. -- Dai ryuujin
* Money actually does come from trees. -- Dai ryuujin
* If CON is the opposite of PRO, CONgress must be the opposite of PROgress. -- Dai ryuujin
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