...ouch.

That's one helluva blaster.

Yeah... luckily, every single one of my contracts contains a clause stating that death is no release from it.

So that's why he never dies.

Do you give up, kapitalinsky svina?

Not yet, Ran! I'm sure one of us'll be able to get in that one hit we need.

Maccy... you wantie I try?

I appreciate the offer, Kai... but I think Gilgamesh is the one for this job.

Me? No way!

Of course. There's noone faster than you, so you should do fine.

Hmmm... hey, you're right! Yeah, I can do this! There's no way he'll get me!

We'll see about that.

Witness my incredible speed! Ha!

...who... turned out... the lights...? *falls over*

I am not impressed.

Dammit! This isn't going well... anyone else have any bright ideas?

*two minutes later*

*smacks into a wall* Ugh!

So much for my idea...

I call that attack "Stalin's Iron Fist".

Ran sure packs a punch for someone who usually dies at least once every five minutes...

*two minutes later*

No way, do it yourself.

What? But I summoned you, you have to do as I command!

Forget it, I'm tired of doing other people's dirty work. Besides, all I ever get to say is 'Roar', what's up with that?

Um...

Screw this, man. I'm going to have a little talk with my agent. *flies off*

...There goes my idea...

See what oppression of the proletariate leads to?

*two minutes later*

.......

Well?

...I can't do it. He's just too darn cute.

*thud*

Yay! ^_^

Hee... guess she's gotta point.

Don't you start...

Is mai Maccy jealous? *giggles*

Wha... me, jealous of Ran? Of course not! Don't be ridiculous! ...Ran, I'll have to kill you now. Completely unrelated to any feelings of jealousy, of course. It's just that your hold over Santa Claus must be broken.

Ah, thanks for reminding me! It's high time for you to face the wrath of... Santa Man!

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