Alright, freaks! You all did a miserable job so far, but I'll try to salvage some of this special Christmas episode. I want you all to say a line or two telling the viewers what you learned today. I heard it's popular this time of year. And all of you will cooperate if you know what's good for you! Now, begin!

Er... okay... I learned never to leave your property in the custody of a known villain.

I learned Communists are pretty damn messed up. I like 'm.

I learned that people who can't take it sure can dish it out sometimes.

I learned that getting hit on the head with a hammer really, really hurts.

I learned that all people, and all the events of your life, are there because you have drawn them there, and what you choose to do with them is up to you.

Wow. That's pretty profound, Rampage.

Thanks. I stole it off some website.

No useless chatter! Next!

I learned that chicks don't dig it if you turn into a big tree to try and impress them.

I learned Exdeath is more gullible than I thought. Still can't believe he actually did that, hee hee...

.......

I learned that the best place to have a party is anywhere but at Macc's HQ.

I learned never to listen to a word Zeromus says ever again. "Make a couple calls to get more people in, and I'll split the entrance fees with you!" Jerk.

It's not my fault Macc found out! I was gonna...

Silence! Next!

I learned that FARTS has even more plot holes than previously expected.

I learned that Mazrim's philosophical reasoning is the most potent form of biological warfare to date.

I learned that obstacles are merely what you see when you take your eyes off your goals. ...Actually I already knew that for some time, but I'm just saying this in order to send out a positive message to the viewers so they can...

NEXT!

I learnd that it best to celebrat this tim of peace by blowing up stuffs with relly big guns!

I learned that I need to have a talk with the Equal Rights For Summoned Entities Association.

I learned that great pain comes from not bringing a furry yellow rodent to watch your back at all times.

I learned dat mai Maccy ish the besterest! Well... guess I already knew dat, hee.

Ehehehe...

Oh yeah, I also learned Macc has a girlfriend. The sap.

Hee, actually...

Um, never mind Kunoichi, Kai... she's just jealous.

Yeah, right!

*glomps Macc* Mineeeee...

Hmpf...

Yeah yeah yeah, very touching. Next!

I are having been learned that...

Yeah, we know... all your base are belong to us, right?

Um... actually that not be what was to be say by me. But it do will.

I... uh... I learned... uh...

Tell us after your next appointment with the shrink.

Which would be me. And I learned that building a robot resembling a big fat man wearing red makes for a very effective ploy to take over the world.

Unless it's not Christmas season.

...I don't know what's more humiliating, the fact that I didn't think of that, or the fact that Ultros did think of it.

I learned that I missed my true calling as a professional D.J.

I learned that Techno's kisses are to die for!

I learned I should've asked for more money.

I learned it's a good thing I wasn't in this episode. A lot of that stuff they did looked suspiciously like work to me! I mean, sure, I would've helped, but... I never go out on days that end in "y".

...why are you pointing that camera at me?  I didn't learn anything, except that I'll rip your head off if you don't point that thing at someone else right now!

I learned that Captain O's a crybaby.

Speaking of which, you're going to have to go look for him.

Aw...

That reminds of what I learned, too. I learned we forgot someone. Where's Sinistral and Merlin?

Well they're right... uh... oops?

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