FLORSH! (popular nonsensical teleportation sound effect)

Hee hee... that tickled.

Simpleton...

Well, guess now we'll have to fight our way through the Robot Master's stage until we eventually...

Wazzup dudes! I'm StarVolt Man!

...or maybe there isn't any kind of stage at all...

More cutbacks... it was to be expected, we are in Russia, remember?

Sorry dudes, but I'm, like, gonna have to totally destroy you now. Bummer, huh?

We'll see about that! C'mon Darkie, let's show him what we got!

I thought we'd never get to the good part.

*fire a large energy blast at StarVolt Man*

And that, as they say, is that. Heh... this upgrade we got sure is sweet.

That was over way too quickly, no fun at all.

*still stands after the smoke clears* Heh heh heh... the fun's just begun, dudes!

What the...

How...

Dudes, I'm, like, totally impervious to damage, ya know. I only got, like, one weak spot, and you'll totally never find it.

Oh, great.

This could take a while.

Heh heh heh... ha ha ha ha ha h-urk!

Huh? What happen?

I happened.

N-no! Not my... kidneys! Dude! *collapses*

Kunoichi! ...you always do that. Follow me around and try to steal away the glory...

And succeeding. You're welcome, by the way.

Hm, yeah, guess I do owe you one... say, where's Pikachu, anyway?

Oh, he's...

Why should we even care about that stupid yellow rat? Let's just go ahead.

Patience is a virtue, Darkie.

Exactly. I don't have any virtues, remember?

Hah! *slams Kunoichi into a wall*

Ack!

...you! But Kunoichi took you down!

No way, dudes... gotta self-repair mechanism to repair me in case I was defeated. Now I'm back, stronger than ever, rebuilt as StarGravity Man!

Feh. Well, Macc, you keep him occupied, and I'll go punch him in the kidneys.

I'm afraid it won't be so easy this time. In this form I have, like, no weak spot whatsoever!

But, that can't be!

Y'think so, dude? Well, go ahead and try, give it your best shot! Heh heh heh... ha ha ha ha ha h-

.......

...I guess it only makes sense. When you have no weak spots, you don't really have any strong spots either. ...hey, wait a minute, who fired that blast?

Me!

The heck? Kai?! What are you doing here?

Helping you, 'course! Silly Maccy... *phases out of her armor*

Hee... dat's better...

Kai, it's dangerous, you shouldn't be here.

*her ears droop* ...Maccy dun't want meh around?

No no, it's not that... it's just...

Just let her come along, we need all the help we can get.

Hee... thankies, M... I mean, Darkie...

Ow... ...hey, who the hell are you?

Um, yes, it's a bit of a long story... Kunoichi, meet Kaisha. She's, um... kinda my girlfriend. Ehe...

Girlfriend? Since when do you have a girlfriend?

Oh... a while...

Hmmm... a catgirl, huh? And she took care of that 'bot? *circles Kaisha, looking her over* Yeah, seems like a tough one... pretty, too...

Mwaai?

*whispers to Kai* He needs someone to take care of him... you be good to him now, you hear?

*blinks* Um... otay...

Well, guess we better get going. Still gotta find out who's behind all this and put a stop to it.

You got it.

I'm ready.

Mweehee! Let's gooo! *hooks arms with Macc and pulls him along*

Ehehehe...

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