Ladies and Gentlemen, my second guest: Strago Magus.

Hi everybody! *audience applauds*

Hey! You said there wasn't a live studio audience!

Well, I thought there wasn't. How come nobody told me?

Probably, you didn't ask.

I guess I didn't at that.

Hey that's all well and good, but what about me?

You're done.

No I'm not! I still wanted to...

Okay, let's make one thing perfectly clear. You've all been nagging at me this entire episode, and now I realise what I've been doing wrong. I've let you guys get away with it. But no more. This is MY show, I'M the host, I ask the questions, and what I say goes! And I say you go! *presses button on his desk*

*falls through trap door* AAAAAAAHHHHhhhhhhhhhh.......

Gee, that was harsh. I'm glad you did it, but it was still harsh.

Don't worry, there's a soft cushion at the bottom.

*a loud crash is heard*

Well, I thought there was... um... o-kay, let's continue the show! Strago, you seemed pretty anxious to get out here. What news do you have for us?

Zzzzzzz.....

Strago, wake up!

*snort* Huh? Where am I? What happened?

You were just a guest on my show.

Really? Was I good?

Oh yes, quite good. You can go home now.

Oh, okay. Bye everybody! *audience applauds*

*sigh* What a disaster this show turned out to be.

You just picked the wrong guests. Instead of those losers, you should've gotten someone who's handsome, talented and popular. Like me.

Alright already... I get the point. The problem is, now that I've sent away my guests, what will I do with the remaining time? Hmmm... I need to think about this. Ultros, play me something relaxing.

Oh, I've got just the thing.

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