Yeah, alright! *does the Victory Boogie*

*five minutes later*

Ah... I feel so much better. At least something good came out of this show. But we've still got a couple of minutes left... now what? Let's see... things became better once I started to blast people. Hmmm.... *looks at Ultros*

Hey, what're you looking at me for?

.......

Hey, HEY! Now I KNOW there ain't nothing in my contract about being blasted into oblivion!

Um... mister Macc, sir?

Yes, what is it, little girl?

Would you please not blast mister Ultros? He's my favorite.

Well what do you know, Ultros, you've got a fan!

What? People like me?? But... but... I'm big an' scary an' evil an' stuff!

It looks like some people don't agree with you, Ultros.

Yeah, Ultros is so cute. Come on everybody, let's give him a big hug!

Ack! Help me! *flees, pursued by several dozen small children*

See? That's what you get if let big purple dinosaurs educate children. Well everybody, so much for my first show. I realise not everything went according to plan, but at least I got to blast that annoying little plumber. I hope this doesn't cause us to get cancelled after the first episode... if not, I'll see you again in episode 2 of FARTS! Seeya! *disappears*

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