THIS helps you think?

Well... yes. Why not? Now, let me think...

*long silence*

Nope... I guess I need a little more practice at this talkshow stuff before I can make up topics just like that... hey, aren't we out of time yet? I don't have that much money, do I?

You're supposed to pay us for this?

Well no, but I'll need to pay... hey wait, I don't have to pay anyone, you're right! Great! Ah, I knew I could think of something good at the end of the episode.

What, no pay!?!? See you in court!

Oh dear... well, I guess I'll just have to get OJ's lawyer then.

Ah dammit, nevermind.

Okay... now for my final word... wait a minute, who do I think I am, Jerry Springer? I only have one final word, and that's..... BYE!!!!

Ya leaving?

Well I have to close up the show sometime.

Well, I'll say adieu as well. Farewell and safe travels to ye!! *stands up to leave*

Sad you have to close up now, I'd like to spar with you once sometime.

I'm sure we'll get around to it eventually.

Well, farewell. Until later. *starts to walk away*

But probably we'd just cancel out eachother's weapons while the world around it is destroyed.

Actually, that does sound a lot like in the dragonball series...it happens often there.

(standing at the exit) Ummm... I'm leaving now, see ya. *walks out*

There goes Spoon...

Hey there, did I miss anything?

What the... Ultros? Where the heck have you been?

I was on my lunch break.

You don't have a lunch break during the show... in fact, you don't have a lunch break at all!

Ummm... I don't?

Heh, looks like you need to discipline your staff members a little more, Macc. Want me to blast him?

Yikes! *quickly runs off*

*sigh* Another one that got away...

Dammit, the director is supposed to make sure staff members don't pull this kind of stuff.

You're not the director? Then who is?

I have no idea, I never bothered to ask. I'll just push the "Summon Director" button on my desk and see what happens. *pushes the button*

You rang?

Dark Macc?! What the hell??

Heh heh heh... Macc, I am your director.

No... that's impossible!

Search your feelings, you know it to be true.

Noooooooooo!

Why are you screaming so loud?

Never mind that! You're going down! Come on, Zero!

Cool, finally I get to blast someone.

Sorry, not this time! Ha ha ha... *disappears*

Dammit! I hate it when he does that!

Argh! This is so frustrating...

Shit, the cameras are still rolling... ahem... well, thank you all for watching the show, and assuming I'll be able to get a new director, I'll be back with another episode of... FARTS!

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