Ah, there we go!

*plugging his ears and loudly singing* Estuans interius, ira vehementi... Sephiroth!!

Damn Latin, it keeps following me. Point that at something else than me!

Let's see, that was... "Burning inside with violent anger" or something was it? You see, I had Latin for about six years, so if I didn't know I'd look like an ass.

*removing his hands from his ears* I'll just shut out the music... there. Now I can only hear you guys talking. Hey, does FF8 last boss have lyrics?

No lyrics that I heard of, since I got a MIDI.

Same story here, just this MIDI.

Ah. Well anyway, moving on...

Yes, speaking of games, tell us about yours, SB. Go ahead, do a shameless plug on my show, what do I care.

Eh?

You know, RPG Maker 95...

Oh. Ahem. Where to start...

Oh, start anywhere, the beginning's a good place usually.

Usually... but not always...

Typical storyline, a sealed evil awakens, screws up the world, kills the hero's parents, the hero sets out, etc... that's the most condensed explanation I can give ya. I can go deeper, but it would take a while.

Wait a minute... people get KILLED? Oh my GOD!

RPG rule: If a family member doesn't join you, he will usually die or don't do anything.

Or he might invite you over for tea.

Hello Tia...

Well, that's not really a family member actually.

Yeah, just a friend...

The hero's father dies before the game starts, the mother about halfway through.

So you really have nothing else to say about your game, SB? I expected a commercial-like plug on how great it is.

Ok then, give me a moment to prepare my offical statement...

PLAY IT NOW OR DIE!!! Pointless commercial on Simpsons.

Pointless is good. I mean, just look at this show, pointless personified. Well, actually, a show isn't a person so it's not really personif... ah, I'm arguing with myself now.

Does it happen often?

What, arguing with myself? It used to happen more often while Dark Macc was still inside my head.

But now that he was unleashed on this pitiful world...

Okay, I've got it! In an ancient world, the cycle of the five runes grows nearer and a sealed evil stirs sensing its revival. A hero will soon learn a harsh lesson in reality, and will have the adventure of his lifetime. There, happy?

That's better. I hope you got some money on you, I could use a sponsor.

Err... no, not really.

Damn! Well, never mind then... okay, so what do you think about this RPG Maker, SB? I've heard you've used others in the past.

Well, RPG Maker 95 is the easiest RPG Maker I've ever used so far...

While you discuss this stuff, can I go to the, uh, machineshop?

Um sure, be my guest, Zero. Actually, you already WERE my guest, but...

Don't send me into a trap or something now, if you see oil on the carpet it's not my fault.

Sure... it's the third door on the right. Heh heh.

*stands up and walks towards the door*

Heh heh, here we go! *presses a button on his desk*

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