Wait a minute... Vegeta may be easy to follow with that powerful aura of his, but what am I gonna do when I find him? ...hmmm...... I think I have an idea... *takes out a cell phone*
Meanwhile...
Mwa ha ha ha! Macc'll never find me here!
Just where is "here", exactly?
It's the 39th floor of the HQ. Macc had it sealed off for some reason, so there's no other way to get here besides teleporting in. And of course I made sure he wouldn't be able to do that beforehand. This has always been my secret center of operations, and it's right under Macc's nose!
Isn't that kinda risky?
Nah, 'course not. This is the one place he would never expect me to be. Now, to execute the next phase of my plan...
*busts through the roof* You! You thought you could get away with deceiving me?
Vegeta! Errr, I don't know what you're talking about.
This money is no good! *throws the bag of Gil in Dark Macc's face*
N-now let's not be hasty... Macc probably told you that, right? He'd say anything to save himself.
Of course. Wouldn't you? Of course you would. I'd say it's quite obvious that I can't trust either of you. I just thought I'd make sure you knew why you're about to be destroyed. And from what I've heard, it seems that will take care of your goodie-two-shoes alter ego as well.
Ahhh! Daos, do something!
*stares at Vegeta* ... I think not.
What? You must obey me! We have a contract!
Yes, about that contract... *whistles, Amon appears*
Dark Macc? Concerning your contract with my client Daos... I have studied this contract, and as you will notice, it says here that, and I quote: "This contract cannot be broken without express consent from Macc Maverick."
Say what??? *grabs the contract and looks it over* Dammit! I must've forgotten to change that part when I copy-pasted one of Macc's contracts...
Furthermore, I just got off the phone with Mr. Maverick, and he said, and once again I quote: "Sure, whatever."
In other words, I'm outta here. So long, sucker! *disappears with Amon*
Grrr... I'm not defeated yet! Kefka! Zeromus! Front and center! ...Kefka? Zeromus? Where are you??
Meanwhile, at the commissary...
Hmmm... tacos...
Man, these are great! Aren't these great?
Can't talk. Eating.
Back on the 39th floor....
Arrrghhhh!
Looks like your buddies are having cold feet. Shall we get this show on the road now?
Great... just great... I had to send Lavos away to devour a planet or two so he wouldn't eat all the tacos... so who does that leave?
Ohhh! Me! Me! Pick me!
Huh? Oh sure, why not.
Yippee! I... *is incinerated by Vegeta before he could even look at him*
That was quick.
What can I say, I strive to be as efficient as possible.
Will Dark Macc be defeated at the hands of Vegeta? Or will he be able to find a way to...
Hey, you! Exdeath! Drop the mike and help me already!
Uh-oh, busted... Hey, wait a minute... *lightbulb appears overhead*
Suddenly, the narrator vanished into thin air, reappearing at the commissary!
*vanishes*
I just hate it when narrators dictate the story to suit their own needs... wait, that's it! If I can just get to the narrator booth...
Well, you can try, but I don't think you'll get very far. *begins charging energy around both hands*
Sigh... let me guess, this is one of those "this will hurt me more than it'll hurt you" situations?
Heh heh heh... you wish. *fires a massive Ki blast from both hands*
Just then, Dark Macc was teleported to the basement!
*vanishes, causing the Ki blast to destroy Dark Macc's equipment and the wall behind it instead*
What!? Who did that?
*from the narrator booth* Why, me, of course. And before you do anything rash...
The narrator was teleported to the basement as well.
*vanishes*
................ Hrrrrrrrrrrrr........ YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!! *blows the entire roof off the HQ*
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