Well, that's it then. Dark Macc will be a faithful member of my crew from now on...

*sob*

And with powerhouses Mr. T and Vegeta on the job for security, finally the HQ is free from any past and future threats!

(whispering) I'll have my revenge...

(whispering) First chance I get, I'll destroy Mr. T and both those Maccs...

(whispering) When I find a way to break this contract, Macc is gonna be so sorry...

(whispering voice from the shadows): Ha ha ha... the worse is yet to come...

(whispering voice from the shadows #2): Soon we'll attack, and take the HQ for ourselves...

Only one thing left to do now. And you have to join in, Dark Macc, since I wrote it in your contract just now, see?

*groan* Oh please, don't make me do this...

Sorry, too late. Ready, guys? One, two...

  MERRY CHRISTMAS AND A HAPPY NEW YEAR!

Woof woof!

Pika pikachu!

Bah, humbug!

Somehow I didn't expect you'd join in, Vegeta... but I didn't see Celes coming. Hey Celes, were you here the whole time?

Yup.

So why didn't you say or do anything?

I was too doing something! I was watching you get beat up.

Uhhh, right... 

Plus I was having a meaningful discussion with Mr. T about the merits of spacecraft piloted by rubber chickens.

O-kay... speaking of which, I thought for sure that Mr. T would want to wish everyone well, but he didn't join in... Hey Mr. T, don't you have anything to say to the viewers?

*looks up from his table, surrounded by many empty milk cartons* Huh? Oh, sure thing. Kids, keep outta trouble, eat all yo' vegetables, and listen to yo' parents. And I pity the foo who don't have a merry Christmas and a happy new year!

Errr... very nice. ...hmmm, we should be done now, but it feels like something's still missing...

Wait, I know! *drops a 1000-ton weight on Ultros* There, how's that?

Ow, my spleen!

Better... but I still think something's missing. And Ultros, I don't think you have a spleen.

Well, if I did, I sure don't have one anymore now. Hey, maybe that's what's missing.

No, that's not it... hmmm... *looks at Merlin*

....okay, okay, I can take a hint! *drops a piano on himself* There, are you happy now?

Perfectly. It's like the old saying: "It's not over until Merlin gets hit by a piano". Well, that's it for the last episode of the year 2000, folks! Be sure to join us again next year for more... FARTS!

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