At the commissary...

Man... some people just don't have any sense of humor.

Did someone say humor?

Hmmm... you're Celes, aren't you? What are you doing here?

Oh, nothing much. Just hanging around.

Well as long as we're both doing nothing, why don't we not do it together?

Okay. *sits down at Dark Macc's table*

Well this is an interesting development. What does Dark Macc have in store for Celes? Doesn't Celes realise Dark Macc's evil nature? Will Macc have to intervene? And what's the deal with this Rampage guy anyway? Will I continue to phrase everything in the form of a question? Didn't we do this joke already in the last episode? Does that mean I'll end up falling through a plot hole again?

I don't know about the others, but the answer to the last question is 'yes'.

Is this the end of Cloud Strife? *falls through a plot hole*

We can only hope. So Ultros, where's my guest?

Ah, there he is now! Just in time.

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Crono? You got me Crono? Oh well, it's better than nothing. Have a seat, Crono.

....... *sits down*

Alrighty. So what's been going on with you these days?

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Really? That's fascinating! Tell me all about it.

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Wow, unbelievable. You've sure been busy.

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Oooh, nasty. How did you escape?

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Heh, that's amazing. Is everyone all right?

....! *gives Macc a thumbs-up*

Good, glad to hear it. So how about time-travel? You've been doing any of that lately?

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Hah! Seriously?

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Hey! Get the hell away from me!

What the hell? Hey, quiet back there, I'm in the middle of an interview! ...oh great, looks like the drunken Cids woke up.

Beer...

Are you deaf? I said stay the hell away! *kicks FF IV's Cid into FF VI's Cid, then runs off stage with his beer*

Ow! Hey! Watch it!

Make me!

Okay! *starts brawling with FF IV's Cid*

Hey you! I don't like your hat!

What?? I'll kill you!! *starts brawling with FF V's Cid*

*still unconscious*

Hey hey hey!! Okay, all of you cut that out now, or I'll make sure none of you get any more beer.

Nooooooo! Okay, you win.

I'll be good!

Me too!

Me three!

Good... now go sit down, keep quiet and do as I say, and I'll get you some more beers after the show, alright?

*rush to the couch and sit down, a halo appearing over their heads*

Okay... now where were we?

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