Dammit... forgetting my own show... how am I gonna explain this to the viewers.

Aha! There you are!

Oh great... looks like I'm dead. Oh well, at least I won't have to worry about that explanation.

Get back to the set right now! We're losing the audience!

What? You mean you're not here to kill me?

There's plenty of time for that later, now get going!

...really Vegeta, I can't figure you out.

Just hurry up before I change my mind!

Okay, I'm going, I'm going...

Hey! Why are you walking? Can't you teleport?

...d'oh! I swear, there's gotta be some sort of malfunction in my memory banks... *disappears*

*sigh* I should've stuck with the original plan... *flies off*

Back on the FARTS set... again... sheesh, this is getting boring, the same line over and over again...

Don't complain Cloud, at least you've got a job. If it weren't for me, you'd still be stuck in that padded cell of yours.

Uh, sure, sure, I'm grateful! Don't I look grateful? I'm really grateful.

Okay, back to work then.

Right, so like I said, back to the FARTS set! And boy is it a mess. All the Cids are drunk (except for FF VII's Cid), two of them (FF II's and FF III's) are on the couch watching a baseball game on a 100" TV screen, and there's empty beer bottles all over the place.

I can't believe they all got drunk after just one bottle of beer...

One bottle? What do you mean, there's empty bottles all over the place.

I know. I drank all of those.

Holy shit! I haven't even gotten to the second bottle myself!

Dammit. I sure wish I could say holy shit... huh? Wow! I said it! No censorship! Hallelujah!

Yeah, we don't believe in censorship on this show. Go ahead, knock yourself out.

I sure's hell will! Now I can finally say hell! Hell yeah! That feels hella good!

...hell? You mean all this time all you were trying to say was hell?

Well, sure. What the hell else would I be saying?

*sigh* Hell if I know...

Hold everything!

Hm? What do you want?

I heard that Cids are being interviewed on this show. Why was I not invited?

Why the hell would you be invited? You're no Cid!

Cidolfas is close enough!

No it's not. Beat it.

Forget it. I'm not going anywhere until I get my interview.

Fine. Stand around here all day. See if I care.

Hmmm... beer...

Ozzie! Don't take beer from these... these... people.

But it's so cool and tasty...

*points a rocket launcher at Ozzie* Drops the beer, lizarde!

...rats. *drops the beer*

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