Back at the commissary...

Hey Macc, there's something I've been wondering about. Whatever happened to Lavos, anyway?

...d'oh! I was hoping everyone would just forget about him, but you just had to bring it up, didn't you?

Oh, sorry. ...so, what did happen to him?

Well, he broke so much, I couldn't afford to keep him around anymore. You of all people should appreciate that.

Yeah, the main reason I asked was because he usually crashes through the ceiling just when it's almost fixed.

Well, doubt he'll be back any time soon, seeing as how he's on the moon and all.

Shhh! Nobody's supposed to know about that!

...the moon?

...oops.

Oh well, I might as well tell you... That's where all the retired characters go.

They all go to the moon? Wow. Must get crowded up there.

You have no idea.

Meanwhile, on the moon...

Aaah! Hot dogs! Where are they? Ahhh! Must have hot dogs! Ahhh! *runs around in circles*

Man. His stamina is amazing. How long has he been doing that?

Non-stop. All the time. It's driving me nuts. I can't even sleep!

Zzzzz...

...Strago, on the other hand, doesn't seem to be able to wake up.

I know where's he's coming from though. I mean, where the hell is the beer? If I don't get some soon, I swear I'm gonna...

Guys, guys!

Oh great, here comes Gateau again...

I've thought of the perfect villainous line to use when I make my glorious return to FARTS!

We wouldn't be here if we were gonna make another appearance on FARTS, but fine, let's hear it.

Okay, check this out. Ahem... I Gateau will knock you all down!

...

...

...uh, I think that one's taken already...

Not to mention the fact that it's hopelessly lame.

It is? Damn! It took me weeks to think of it!

*runs by* Ahhh! Hot dogs, hot dogs!!

...

*runs by* Ahhh! Hot dogs, hot dogs!!

Whoa. Déjà vu.

What did you just say?

Nothing, just had a little déjà vu.

What did you see?

Zell went passed us, and then another that looked just like him.

How much like him? Was it the same Zell?

Might've been. I'm not sure.

*mumbles* Setzer, Gateau...

What is it?

A déjà vu is usually a glitch in the Matrix. It happens when they change something.

Actually, it was probably just Gogo mimicking Zell.

Oh. Yeah, could be that, I guess.

Dammit! How many times do I have to tell you kids to get the hell off my lawn?!

Aw crap, here comes that senile old man again...

FuSoYa, we're on the moon, remember? There are no lawns here.

...well, get off of it anyway! Damn kids... back in my day, we...

*falls on FuSoYa* ROAR!! (translation: Well, that shut him up.)

*applauds* Bravo! Hey, think you can hit Zell and Gogo, too?

ROAR! (translation: No problemo!)

Yes! Man, I'm sure glad Lavos was sent here. I never realised how convenient it could be to have a giant, spiky, planet-devouring alien creature around.

Back at the commissary...

Well, at least Lavos isn't our problem anymore.

Yeah, I hear ya. We've got enough to worry about alr...

(through the intercom) You've got two minutes to get your blue behind to the set!

Ah, that's my cue. Later, guys. *disappears*

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