That's it foo'. Show's over. Get out of here.

Mr. T, I haven't been so happy to see you in my life.

THANK YOU! THERE IS A GOD!

*sputter* How the? PUT ME DOWN! THIS IS YOUR MASTER SPEAKING!

You ain't masta' no mo' foo'.

But how?

Yeah, I think we all want to know that.

Well come on. I had to give him the cheap ones.

Cheap?

Yeah, pretty good for parties. They don't work though.

YOU BASTARD! YOU CONNED ME! *pulls away from Mr. T and leaps at Gestahl, only to get caught by Mr. T again* LET ME AT THE LITTLE PIECE OF SHIT!

Damn. Gestahl is cool after all.

Thank you.

Mr. T, let me go so I can kick the wuss's ass.

Nope. It's time for you to take a one way trip foo'. *prepares to throw StarStorm helluva far*

WAIT!

What foo'?

I had prepared for such a contingency, and knowing how far you throw, I had rigged a bomb to the HQ that goes off if I die or leave the planet's atmosphere. It'll take the HQ and planet with it!

That's it foo'. Good-bye. *pulls back and gets ready to throw*

Noooooo! DON'T! Don't throw him!

Why?

*whacks Mr. T upside the head* Dude! The BOMB?

Oh yeah. Dammit. *puts StarStorm down*

Oh by the way, the containment unit is sort of fake too. It was meant to be a magic prop.

Your point?

There's a hidden switch in the floor. Just poke around until you find it.

Alright. *starts poking the floor, suddenly the containment unit shuts down* Cool!

You realize that's the last time I buy anything from you, you little bastard.

Fine by me. You're cheap anyway.

Now that is pure evil. I'm scared.

So am I. Hold me. *holds Golbez tight in fear*

That's some pretty crappy advertising. The camera's still rolling.

DOH!

Wait a minute... if the containment unit and Slave Crowns were fake...

Zeromus, Ultros... we better get out of here!

Let's.

RUN AWAY!

Ok, I'll write it in your contracts that you can't run away unless I tell you to. *does some quick contract editing*

Crap! *stops running*

Where is Kefka?

*pops in* These are some pretty good tacos. Why aren't any of you coming?

We'll be there once we deal with StarStorm.

Who, by the way, is trying to sneak away.

DAMMIT! Dark Macc, why can't you keep your goddamn mouth shut?

Get back here or I shoot.

So go ahead. Shoot. It'll be the last thing you do.

Remember, noone on the set is killed. Just blown clear.

Very painfully too, I might add.

I knew I forgot something. Why can't you two shut up? *sits down and sulks*

Anyway, back to my original question, WHY DIDN'T YOU PEOPLE RESCUE ME?!?!?!

Those are some good tacos.

We wanted to see how he would do.

It was a day off.

I only got hurt once. *bzzzzzzzzzt* ARGH! Why?!?!

Cool. A new implement of torture. A big green button marked "Electroshock".

Which is the only button on that console that's labeled. *bzzzzzzzzt*

AHHHHH! *sighs* Oh yeah. Outside of the containment unit. Now THAT really sucks.

What really sucks is that you brought that upon yourself.

Well something worked. Make StarStorm give me his cell phone!

Noone touches my piece!

Uhh... anyway, what should we do to him?

I have business to take care of, so I'm out. *starts to leave*

Same here. I'm out of here. *heads out, following Queen Zeal* Hey, Queen Zeal, would you like to go out with me Friday night?

Sure!

Will noone help the cause of evil?

Not your evil.

Fine. Whatever. Well I'd love to stay and discuss various methods of hurting me, but I have business to take care of, myself, in another world. So pardon me if I don't grab my cheap, non-functional crap and go. See ya suckers! *opens a portal and leaves with the containment unit*

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