Sooner or later, I'm bound to summon an RPG character that I can interview!

That's it. I'm leaving.

Oh, you WANT the pit with sharp objects at the bottom...

Um, what I meant to say was.........I love you.

That's better. Let's try this again.

*POOF*

See? What did I tell you? It's Carpainter from Earthbound!

Where am I?

Welcome to FARTS! I'm Rantasm!

Oooh, I love your outfit.

Thanks!

It's so blue.

Isn't it, though?

I think I'm going to puke.

Meanwhile, in the commissary...

Hey, has anyone seen Macc?

Nope.

No.

Uh uh.

I am in the saying of no.

Just checking. Hand me another calzone, woulyda?

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