I'm the Shape Lifter! Fear me!

You have got to be kidding me.

*high-pitched scream*

Isn't this that shapeshifting guy from Secret of Evermore?

*sigh* Please don't mention that. It ruined my whole career.

I'll say. The only thing worse than Wonder Boy is a synthetic version of Wonder Boy.

Don't hurt me!

You know this guy?

He owes me money.

Ah.

Wanna see me change shape?

Sure.

Ta-da! Now I'm Mr. Feeny!

Hm.

Heh heh, hey, Lifty-baby. You're not still mad, are you?

I'm afraid so. But now I have you right where I want you! Prepare to-

A huge ball of energy comes flying into the studio, vaporizing the Shape Lifter instantly.

Huh? *Gasp* It's you!

It's me.

Macc? It's about time! Where have you been?

In the basement. This little blue freak managed to trap me in a containment chamber.

Um...no I didn't?

Yeah, ya did. Luckily it ran out of batteries.

I knew I should have used Duracell.

Wait.....what happened?

Don't you get it? The creep tried to steal my show!

Well, actually I just wanted to use the trap doors. They're fun!

Ah. That reminds me. *Reaches over and presses a button on the desk. Rantasm falls screaming through a trap door*

That wasn't nice.

No, it wasn't. But it was fun.

That guy was an even bigger jerk than you.

Yeah. I did like his outfit, though.

I have to admit, it's good to have the real Blue Boy back.

Here you guys are! I've been looking all over for you! Come join the calzone party!

All right! Calzone party!

You can't have any.

Damn.

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