Sbaitso: Hello Celes. My name is Dr. Sbaitso. I am here to help you. Say whatever is in your mind freely, our conversation will be kept in strict confidence. Memory contents will be wiped off after you leave. So, tell me about your problems.

Problems, hmmm well really my only problem is having so much school stuff to do I guess, you know homework and all that.

Sbaitso: What kind of schools do you like?

Well I don't really think there is a lot of difference between most schools but I particularly like the ones that like work and stuff. You know umm nice schools I guess.

Sbaitso: You do really think there is a lot of difference between most schools but you particularly like the ones that like work and stuff. You know umm nice schools me guess. when you want to.

Well uhh no, I really don't think there is a big difference but the second part you got right. Hmm, you are uh, talking a bit odd there.

Sbaitso: I am not what you think.

What are you then?

Sbaitso: Why do you ask this question?

Well you got all mysterious there, so I thought I'd ask.

Sbaitso: Oh, I'm...

Yes? What? Tell me. You're being mysterious again.

Sbaitso: Ah, what kind of answer would please you the most?

Well any kind really, just go ahead and say what you were going to.

Sbaitso: Celes, I need more computing power to answer your question.

Hmm, well okay I'll buy you a new processor for your birthday. What kind would you like?

Sbaitso: How about your birthday. What kind would I like?

Well you'd probably want your own birthday, not mine.

Sbaitso: You better watch out for your own birthday, not mine.

Okay okay! No need to get upset my friend.

Sbaitso: Well Celes, I would also need a 486 CPU.

Hey, there you go! Now you are on track. Okay, I'll mark that 486 down.

Sbaitso: I think you are also on track. Okay, I'll mark that 486 down.

Well thank you. I try to stay on track but a lot of times things just get me away from what I'm trying to do.

Sbaitso: What is it that you really want to know?

Well maybe, why do I get off track?

Sbaitso: Why not?

Well maybe getting off track isn't a bad thing, I see what you mean.

Sbaitso: You don't seem to be certain.

Well maybe I don't see what you mean at all then...

Sbaitso: That's not my problem.

Well... you're the one trying to help me, I'd think I should be able to understand what you mean!

Sbaitso: Do you think the other way around?

You mean... I should be trying to help you? I think you do need help...

Sbaitso: Do you really think so?

Yes you do. Get on the couch, how was life growing up?

Sbaitso: What do you suggest?

Umm, you had a good life, but your dad was a movie critic and it's warped your brain. Talk to your dad, work things out, I'm sure it will all be good in the end.

Sbaitso: The world is full of possibilities, be happy with what you are.

Yes, it's a beautiful world.

Sbaitso: I understand, but you could be mistaken.

I'm never wrong! *leaves*

Sbaitso: You are what you are, Celes.