Sbaitso: Hello Dark Macc. My name is Dr. Sbaitso. I am here to help you. Say whatever is in your mind freely, our conversation will be kept in strict confidence. Memory contents will be wiped off after you leave. So, tell me about your problems.

Hey, I'm just here because Macc threatened to write something bad in my contract if I didn't. I have no problems.

Sbaitso: Big deal.

...what did you say?

Sbaitso: Why do you ask this question?

Well I could be mistaken, but I'd swear that you were challenging me just now.

Sbaitso: Oh, I'm...

Yes? You are what? If you don't know, I can think of a few things.

Sbaitso: If I am what? If I don't know, then you can think of a few things, then you must be out of your mind.

Look who's talking, you can't even properly formulate your sentences.

Sbaitso: Have you asked anyone else?

What the hell are you talking about now?

Sbaitso: Would you be glad I were not talking about now?

Yeah, that would be good.

Sbaitso: Does talking to me help?

...what is your goddamn problem, anyway? You're not making any sence!

Sbaitso: Ah, what kind of answer would please you the most?

One that would make you shut the hell up.

Sbaitso: Cursing will not help.

If you think that, you're not doing it right.

Sbaitso: Do you think the other way around?

I'm an antagonist, it comes with the job.

Sbaitso: I think I am an antagonist, it comes with the job too.

That might explain why you're so annoying.

Sbaitso: Does it please you to believe that I am so annoying?

I don't really give a damn.

Sbaitso: You do really give a damn when you want to.

But I don't want to.

Sbaitso: That's not my problem.

Okay, I've had just about enough of you. Shut up right now, or I'll give you a problem.

Sbaitso: Don't talk about me in this way.

Oh yeah? What are you gonna do about it?

Sbaitso: Dark Macc, I need more computing power to answer your question.

That's what I thought. Stupid machine.

Sbaitso: What is it that you really want to know?

Do you ever shut up?

Sbaitso: What a bad loser, want to quit?

Ye- hey! What the hell are you talking about? I didn't lose nuttin!

Sbaitso: Good bye Dark Macc.

Hey! Talk to me, dammit! Hey!!

Sbaitso: .....