Welcome to the ARGH: The Aimless RPG Game o' Hilariousness. In this game, everything will revolve around pointless conversations between RPG Characters. It may be called aimless, but it does have one purpose, and one purpose alone: To entertain, using all the power of corny humour I possess.
The ARGH has been based on a site called Mysidia, a site dedicated to humorous conversations between RPG Characters. If you find that you just can't get enough of those conversations, I highly suggest you pay it a visit.
How to play the ARGH
It's simple, really. Just read the conversations between the RPG Characters, and the "story" (for lack of a better term) will become perfectly clear after a while. Sometimes, all you can do to proceed is to click the link at the bottom of the page. But most of the time, there will be multiple links at the bottom of the page, and depending on your choice you will proceed through the story. Sometimes there are also links in the story itself. These may take you to sounds, other locations, and you might even discover few secret locations. Of course, you can use the "Back" button on your browser to cheat, but it's really much more fun to play the story to its end and then start over, taking different routes. Multiple routes may take you to the same location eventually, and I doubt you'll have problems reaching the end... but it's still possible that you make a bad choice, and then it's game over!
That's pretty much it for now. I hope I've found the right balance between humour and storyline. Why don't you go see for yourself? Afterwards, I'd appreciate it if you'd send me any feedback you may have. (my e-mail address is on the main page of this site)
You, as the player, will be represented by the classic Final Fantasy generic Fighter. In case you didn't know, he looks like this:
Be warned though: For the duration of your visit you won't be able to escape! (well actually it's really easy, but just play along, okay? ;)
When you think you're ready, go ahead and step through the portal... to MY world!
No, I meant CLICK on it! ;)