Uwee hee hee! What's that you say?
I'm dead? Nonsense! Did you honestly believe anyone could defeat the likes of me?You find yourself in the bushes when you wake up. Yep, you're not in
Kansas anymore alright.
You stand up and look around. Looks like you've landed near the square of some strange
town...
Footsteps! And they're headed this way! Better play it safe and hide in the bushes for
now...
Uwee hee hee! What's that you say?
I'm dead? Nonsense! Did you honestly believe anyone could defeat the likes of me?
Well, as I recall, you were
defeated, weren't you, Kefka?
......Shut up, Exdeath! So were
you!
I've come back from defeat
before, and I can do it again! Fwahaha!!!
"Fwahaha"??? Man, what a
crappy laugh!
Look who's talking! "Uwee
hee hee", now that's stupid.
Well at least you can hear me when
I laugh! Check THIS out: Uwee hee hee!
Oh yeah? Well, just because you
could never actually hear me laugh in Final Fantasy 5 doesn't mean I can't be heard
laughing at all! Allow me to demonstrate: Fwahahahahaha!
...showoff...
Hey, what's with all this laughing
stuff?
Locke! It's you! Now I will have my
revenge!!
Hmmm? Weren't you dead, Kefka?
Yeah, so? I'm back now, and this
time I will win! Uwee hee hee!
Yeah? Well you're not the only one
who's come back from the dead... in fact, one of them would like a word with you...
Hello again, Kefka.
General Leo??? Oh shit... I think
I'll come back later... *vanishes*
Coward! Oh well... Hey Exdeath,
what the heck are you doing here?
Oh nothing special, just
Fwahaha-ing, as usual.
I see. Can I join? I've got a
really good laugh myself, you know.
Really? Let's hear it.
All right, here it comes! Ahhahahaha!!
Hey, that was pretty good! Ever
considered becoming a bad guy?
I have.
You, Setzer? Don't make me laugh!
Oh no, not more laughing! That's
the last thing we need right now!
And why not? I've got a great
laugh!
Well, I've got a better one! I'd
make a great villain...
No way! You're way too dorky
looking!
Oh yeah? Wanna bet?
Oh no, not again! Last time I made
a bet with you, you took my airship!
I won it fair and square, Cid...
besides, if I were so dorky looking, could I pick up chicks the way I do? Here, allow me
demonstrate... hey there baby, what's your sign?
............. Oh, Odin! A job for
you!
*SLICE*
... that.... stings....
Is he okay?
Nope. At the rate he's bleeding,
I'd say that in a few minutes, he'll be dead as a doornail. But heck, I just saw Kefka a
little while ago, and he's supposed to be dead, so I guess he'll be alright somehow.
Kefka?
Yeah, Kefka. Don't you remember? Oh
that's right, you're not the Cid from FF6 are you?
Yeah I know, confusing isn't it?
It sure is!
You said it!
And there's more than just those
two... why couldn't you guys have a more original name or something? This confuses the
hell out of everyone!
Pardon me, but I think I know of
a solution.
You do?
Really?
What is it?
THIS! X-ZONE!!
Aaarghhhhh..... *fade from view*
Hey, why'd you do that?
Since when do bad guys need a
reason to do evil stuff?
You've got a point there... think
they'll ever get back?
Sure they will. After all, I
did.
Who the heck are you?
Don't mind him, he's nothing.
I resent that!
Yeah? Well, what are you gonna do
about it?
The same thing I always do, of
course! Bye! *runs away*
Whatta dork...
After watching what has been going on so far, you realize that although you don't want to be seen, you're going to have to start doing something sooner or later. So, what will you do?