Eh? What's this?

Hmmm... this is the battle theme from Star Control 2, I think. Guess that was the closest match to Starcraft that was found.

Hey! You mean all this time you could play the music from behind your desk? Then what'd you hire me for?

Oh, come on... every talkshow hosts needs a bandleader they can make fun of every once in a while.

*laughs hysterically, pounding fists and feet on the ground*

*looks puzzled*

*looks equally puzzled*

Pointless actions, gotta love 'em.

Alright, moving on... what do you think does it take to consistantly play Starcraft with Rast and win?

HEY!! I resent that! I defeated Rast a couple of times!

You have the right to resent that... however, you are also obligated to answer the question.

An insane mind. :D

That would be a good start, but don't you have any tactical ideas?

I do: Avoid the bunkers and he's screwed. 'gainst Terran of course.

Rast is hardly Terran, try him Protoss.

Ambush his rush with 'toss, always good for a laugh.

Yeah, SB and I noticed his rushes in the only game we played against him. Lucky for me, he picked on SB first, heh.

Not that lucky... he considered Spoony to be a threat, meaning that you...

...meaning that you weren't a threat.

I was under the impression Rast thought so as well, and boy was he sorry... well, at least for a couple of seconds.

I usually get rushed when I play, or it's the other way around... me or Onion anyways, while Spoony makes one HELL of a defensive perimeter.

Enough of that, on with the interview. Next question.

Well, this is all part of the interview, but if you want to change the subject, that's fine with me...

....no, Starcraft is still fine.

Alright, why doesn't anyone like playing Zerg?

Zerg suck royal ass. Plus, they're gross.

Objection: Hibbs is the only sadistic member of RPGC who does... and I play sometimes too, you can't say that hydra's don't make good rushers.

True, but they still suck for defensive measures. Damn Creep.

Objection noted, and overruled. Answer the question, Zero.

To resume: Hibbs, OnionKid and me are the only ones who do play them, but that's because I play random.

Fine then... you must be the only ones on the net, but anyway, you're free to do as you like, as long as you let me win a couple times if and when I finally get into this stuff.

Sure, I guess. NEXT!

Ok, I'll just do SCV rushes and hope you won't die.

Dammit, why does everyone assume I suck at Starcraft even though I've beaten the game in 1-player mode?

I assume that anybody sucks until I try them out myself, and 1-P sucks SO BAD!!!

Next question...

Um, that WAS a question SB, an important one at that.

Oh, well you hardly play when we do, and the game normally isn't a challenge. Finish Brood War, THEN we'll talk.

Yeah and do the secret mission too.

Okay, I guess I really do need to ask a different question, this is getting hazardous to my self-esteem. But first, I need a different tune, this one's driving me nuts. Ultros? Hey where'd he go? Oh, whatever, I'll do it myself...

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