Alright, here we go! *throws
Pokéball*
Marowak!
Tsk... so predictable...
Well? Bring on your Pikachu, I don't
have all day.
I think not. *recalls
Pikachu* 'tis not with this rodent that I shall battle... *throws Pokéball*
Mwahahahahaha!
What the hell?
Daos, destroy that Marowak if
you please?
With pleasure. Terror Wave!
Maroooooooo! *faints*
Dammit, I said DESTROY him!
I would like to, but it is a
Pokémon. They cannot die in combat.
Well, 'cept when Bahamut eats them.
Heh.
Damn Nintendo and their
"save the children's tender souls"-policy! DAMN THEM!
Alright, that's enough Nintendo
bashing! Two can play at this game... Maxim, I choose you! *throws Pokéball*
Daos! We meet again!
So we do. You may have defeated me
with that Dual Blade before, but without it, you are nothing!
Then what's this in my hand?
...I see. Well, in that case...
bye! *disappears*
Hey! Just who do you think you
are to run away like that? Gilgamesh?
Excellent idea. Maxim, return! And
go... Gilgamesh! *recalls Maxim and throws Pokéball*
I thought you'd never let me
out of that damn ball!
So that's how it's going to be
then? Very well. Gateau... *throws Pokéball*
Greetings...
Wha? The guy from Robotrek?
Ha, just a bucket of bolts...
watch me turn him into scrap! Excalibur!
*1 damage*
Dammit Gilgamesh! Stop DOING that!
Use your OTHER weapons instead of that stupid fake Excalibur of yours!
Let me show you how it's done...
Mega Laser!
*3838 damage* Ouch! Very
well then, face my wrath! ...some other time! *runs away*
*slaps himself on the forehead*
I don't know why I even bothered with that guy...
A good question... I don't know
why I'm bothering with this, either. Time... to cheat! *throws several Pokéballs*
Kefka, Exdeath, Zeromus, Lavos!
Uwee hee hee!
Fwa ha ha!
Yo.
ROOOOOOOOOAAAARRRRR!
(translation: Itsa me, Lavos!)
Hey... don't forget about me...
Sod off!
ROAR! (translation: Yeah, what
they said!)
...okay... *leaves, sobbing*
Hey! You can't do that!
Another one of your
weaknesses... you always expect your opponents to play fair.
Ah, but here's a weakness of yours:
You're overconfident, and overlook the fact that your current location is advantageous to
me. *pulls a nearby lever, trap doors open underneath Kefka, Exdeath, Zeromus and
Lavos*
Uh oh... *falls*
Doh! *falls*
ROARRRRR... (translation: That's
one BIG trap door...) *falls*
*holds on to the edge of the
trap* I... will... not... fall... as... long... as.... there... is... evil...
Shut up. *kicks Zeromus down the
trap door* So... looks like it's just you and me now, my evil twin.
So it would seem...
Click here to continue.