Back on the FARTS set...

*taps Merlin on the shoulder* Er... we're back on...

Aw, nuts. Of course just when you actually want commercials to last forever, they don't.

I am growing most impatient...

*sigh* Look, could we at least get some decent lighting on this guy? We don't even know what he looks like yet.

Yeah really... that's Vegeta's job, right? Where do you suppose he went?

An explosion comes from the control booth on the far side of the studio.

*crashes down onto the set*

Oh look, there he is. He don't look too good.

Wait a minute, Vegeta got beaten? Did he do something to upset Mr. T?

No, he did something to upset me.

Oh come on... another shadowy figure? Boy, that's original.

*appears next to Ultros* Okay, someone tell me what the hell is going on here.

It seems our lives are being threatened. Again.

By whom?

That would be me.

Okay. That's all I needed to know. *opens up a panel in his wrist and presses a button*

ROAR! (translation: Geronimo!) *falls through the roof onto Merlin's head, bounces off his met hat, and lands on the other shadowy figure*

Damn, this hat rocks.

Missed me.

Lavos! Work on your aim!

ROAR! (translation: Sorry about that.)

...I just realised that we can start repairing the roof all over again now...

We won't have to if this guy kills us.

You're joking, right? He's too chicken to even step out of the shadows, there's no way he can be that tough.

Well he did beat Vegeta...

...I... am... not... defeated!

Sure... you just seem to have a little trouble getting up, right?

Whatever, he must've gotten lucky. 'cause there's no way I'll believe that...

*runs by in a blur* Yoink!

Hey, my hat! Give that back, I really need...

*WHUMP*

...it...

*runs onto the set* Did you... *pant* ...see a... *pant* ...shadowy figure... *pant* run by here?

There happens to be one right over there. *points*

Ah? Hey, you! *cough* Gimme back... my sword!

I'm sure I don't know what you're talking about.

Is that a fact? Well then... I'll just have to make you re... mem...

*lifts Lavos over his head*

...Holy sh...

*throws Lavos*

ROAR! (translation: Incoming!) *lands on Cloud, Zeromus and Ultros*

...it.

...ow.

When will the hurting stop...?

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