And now, through the wonders of modern technology...

You mean my brilliance.

...whatever the case may be, we can show you what goes on inside Macc's mind!

Ugh... where am I?

You find yourself standing in the middle of a forest. It's a beautiful sunny day, with no wind at all, and quite a comfortable temperature. You're surrounded by trees and bushes, and you seem to be all alone, save for the birds, who can be heard chirping all around you. Other than that, it's completely silent.

Hey! Who's talking?

...I SAID, "Other than that, it's completely silent"!

Well, if you're talking, and I'm talking, then it's obviously not completely silent.

Look, are you going to give me a hard time or will you just accept that not everything makes sense around here? You are in Macc's mind, after all.

I'll get back to you on that.

*sigh* Okay, this is a very serious story, alright? Could you please be serious about this?

Serious? In FARTS?

I know, it'll take a bit of getting used to. But you'll get to find out stuff that hardly anyone knows about yet!

I see. Well, alright then.

Thank you. Moving on... Footsteps are heard, as, seemingly out of nowhere, a young man appears, heading towards your location. He seems very focused, and doesn't even look at you as he approaches.

Hey, you! Could you tell me what this place is?

*looks aside* ...hm? Oh, hi, Maz. Sorry, no time to chat, I'm on official business. *continues walking*

...is that you, Macc?

...yes and no. But, as I said, I can't talk right now. There were reports of Biomonsters roaming this forest, and I was sent to investigate.

Biomonsters?

*stops walking* Shhh... Do you hear that? I'm sure I heard something... I'm going to check it out. *unsheaths his sword, and stealthily proceeds*

A young girl emerges from the trees, looking shocked as she sees the two.

Ah! Oh no! *runs away*

Hey! Wait a minute! Damn, she's fast. What's a little girl doing way out here?

Her ears didn't look quite human... an elf girl, perhaps?

There aren't any elves in this world, Maz.

What world is this, anyway?

The scenery appears to be fading around you, and the next moment you find yourself in a town. There don't seem to be many people around, and the few who are out seem to be rushing into their houses.

Dammit Macc, your mind makes even less sense than I expected it would.

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