Meanwhile, at the FARTS set...

So, what happened to you after Illusion of Gaia?

Well, I just wandered around a bit at first, but then...

Wait a minute, I just remembered, weren't you some kind of spirit or something?

...well, yeah, kinda.

So what happened to make you all... y'know, flesh and blood?

*shrugs* I got better.

*groans* Not that joke again... Let's just get back to what you've been up to, alright?

It's nothing fancy or anything. Parties, a movie deal, couple of mercenary jobs...

Hold on a second, back up. You got a movie deal?

Of course I got a movie deal, any self-respecting good-looking swordfighter gets into movies.

I was never offered a movie deal!

I rest my case.

...I don't think I like you.

That's not my problem.

Well, as a matter of fact, it is... *stands up*

Blue B... I mean, Red Boy! No starting trouble on the show! I'll do that when I feel it's necessary. You just subtly close the interview if there's a bothersome guest.

Tsk, fine... *sits down* Well, thank you for coming. Let's give a big hand to Freedan, whose hair is not better-looking than mine.

Oh, you did not just say that.

I did, and besides that, your cape is lame, too.

That's it! *charges Zero*

*ignites beam saber and blocks Freedan's sword* Bring it on, fashion victim!

What's that coming out of your helmet anyway? A hairball from a mountain lion?

...you know what? On second thought, I like what you've done with your hair. How did you get it to come out of one nostril like that?

Why you!!

*groans*

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