At the FARTS set...

Okay, where's that gun-toting psycho in the yellow jacket? I know he's around here somewhere.

Er, well, you see, he... um...

He couldn't make it. Bad hair day.

Oh, I see. Well, alright then, I can relate to that. I wouldn't want to appear on TV either on a bad hair day.

We're gonna be on TV?

That's the idea. Since neither the blue guy nor that grey alter-ego of his is able to host the show right now, the plans have changed. I'm going to bring out random back-up guests, and have each of you host part of today's show.

Woohoo! I mean, aw, poor Macc...

About time I get to do something else then fix everything you people break.

Well, gee, I'd love to, but... I'm going through cherry cheesecake withdrawal.

Oooooh! I wanna host too!

You have no chance to host make your time.

Silence! I'm not finished yet. If Blue Boy doesn't recover, whichever one of you screw-ups did the best job will become the new host. Understand? Of course you don't. But we'll try it anyway. You first, octopus!

Me?

Do you see any other octopi around? Take your position!

Er, okay... never thought I'd ever be sitting in Macc's chair.

Well, technically, you can't actually sit. 'cause you don't have a butt 'n' all.

...gee, thanks for pointing that out, Mr. Anatomy.

You're welcome. But my name is Gilgamesh, remember?

Okay, that'll be quite enough of that! Everyone else off the set, you'll get your turn.

And so...

...so what do you think is your crowning achievement?

Hmmm... well, that painting of Starlet came out really good. But... I think I liked your portrait best, uncle Ulty!

Uh... well, thanks.

You want another portrait done? I've got all my painting things right h...

AHHH! NO! Keep your brush away from me!

...you don't like my paintings! Waaaaah!!

Oh... come on... please don't cry... ...aw, the heck with it. *presses a button on the desk and falls through a trap door*

... *blinks*

...that was odd. Oh well, serves him right for making a little girl cry. You can go now.

Okay... ...would you like a portrait done, Mr. Vegeta?

GET OUT BEFORE I BLAST YOU OUT!!

Ahhhhhh! *runs away*

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