Ladies and Gentlemen, making a special cameo appearance: The one, the only... Mario!

Itsa me, Mario!

*audience boos*

Hey, give me a break, he's the only one I could get at such short notice.

*audience still boos*

*sigh* I give up. There's just no pleasing some people.

Maybe they're upset 'cause he's in his 8-bit version.

Nah, they just hate the bum... wait a minute, that's it! Okay people, how about I do this instead?

*audience cheers*

Thank you, thank you. Ultros, play me the victory theme!

Alrighty.

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