Macc and crew return to the talkshow set, only to find it completely deserted.

Ahhh... back on the set at last. Oh, how long has it been since I was here last...

Ummm, Macc? That was thirty minutes ago.

Quiet, you! I'm having a nostalgic moment here!

Hmmm... I don't see Dark Macc anywhere. Guess we can relax.

Yup, nothing dangerous in sight. We're completely safe.

Uh-huh, that's right. In fact, this is probably the safest place we could be right now.

Yeah, Dark Macc wouldn't come back here, so as long as we stay here, nothing could possibly go wrong.

........ If that won't make something bad happen right now, I don't know what will.

And, sure enough, in the next instant a window shatters and a lone figure flies in...

W-what? You? But you're... Veggie??

That's VEGETA!

Oh sorry, Viagra.

So, you choose to mock me. I've vaporized people for less, you know. I take it you don't know who you're dealing with.

Sure I do. Super Saiyan with an attitude, I know all about you.

Psst, Macc? Shouldn't we be running?

And be incinerated from behind? No thanks.

So you're planning on fighting this guy? You think we stand a chance?

Well... do you want my real opinion or the overly optimistic version?

Definately the overly optimistic one.

In that case, I think that not only will we get out of this without a scratch, we'll have the HQ back in time for dinner!

Thanks, I feel better now.

Just for the record, what's your actual opinion?

We're dead.

Oh.

You can discuss battle tactics amongst yourselves all you want, it won't help you!

...oh yeah, we COULD have done that... doh.

Well now, I think it's time you met your maker.

Wait, wait! Wait a minute now... I'm just curious, why do you want us dead, anyway?

Dark Macc paid me handsomely for your demise.

I doubt that, Dark Macc would never want to see me destroyed. That would destroy him, too.

Well, he did say "capture", but sometimes I forget these little details. Besides, I'm in the mood for a little fun.

...I see. And what exactly did he pay you?

One million gold coins. Why?

Well, if I know Dark Macc... show me one of those coins, won't ya?

What are you on about? You want to hold money one last time before you die or something?

Something like that. Consider it a last request.

*tosses a single coin in Macc's direction*

*catches the coin and examines it* Just as I expected. You weren't paid in gold pieces, Dark Macc paid you in Gil. It looks like gold, but it's not. And it's worth nothing outside of the Final Fantasy universe.

What!? He double-crossed me?? NOONE DOUBLE-CROSSES VEGETA!!! *flies back out through the window*

Phew, that was close...

I'll say. I was paralyzed with fear. Which is odd, I usually run away a long time before that happens.

Well, no need to worry now, he... wait a minute! He'll probably go straight for Dark Macc! If he kills him... I'm done for too!

Gee, what a pity.

Yeah, I'll miss ya, Macc. Heh heh.

There's no time to lose! *flies out the window*

........ Well, what do we do now?

I dunno... go grab ourselves a couple o' tacos?

Sure, why not.

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