A strange Protoman-lookalike emerges from the portal that appeared on stage...

Who the hell are you?

I'm Bob. Who the hell are you?

I'm Macc Maverick... Say, how'd you like to be the next guest on... *presses a button*

A large sign with the word "FARTS" on it drops into view with a "ding!"

Great.

So how about it? Wanna be a guest?

Okay, I guess.

Here, take Crono's seat. Hey! Move it, you orange-haired freak!

....... *moves over to the secondary guest seat*

*sits down on the primary guest seat*

So Bob, tell us about yourself...

Well Macc, I'm just your typical psychopath from another dimension, bent on universal domination...

Hold it right there!

Who're you?

He's Dark Macc, my evil side personified. And the show's annoying cohost.

How dare you intrude on my show during the middle of a broadcast?!

But this is MY show!

Whatever. Besides, universal domination is MY gimmick!

*gets up* I'm not looking for trouble here.

Yeah? Well you found trouble!

!!!!!!! *runs away*

Holy shit!

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